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Center
Starter: The Big Show - huge guy who could probably overpower Shaq, though he's pretty slow.
Bench: Kevin Nash - tall guy but old with horrible knees. Wait, are we talking about Kevin Nash or Arvydas Sabonis?
Power Foward
Starter: Kane - WWE says he's 7' but he's more like 6'7" or 6'8" so he's a little on the short side plus he's slow but he's extremely powerful and could manhandle wimps like CWebb and Dirk Nowitzki
Bench: The Undertaker - about the same heighth as Kane, only much older slower and not as strong. Looks like he'd have some serious B.O so maybe he can use that to his advantage.
Small Foward
Starter: Brock Lesnar - About 6'4" 290, pretty much fatless. He's a little short for Sf but Barkley played PF and he was only a little over 6'4". He's white but he can do a shooting star press and he won the NCAA Wrestling championship so he must be athletic.
Bench: Test - Around 6'6" 260, nice size. He's canadianPLEASE DO NOT SPEAK RACIST COMMENTS-BEEZ so he probably sucks at Basketball but he's pretty young and tall so we'll add him just incase.
Shooting Guard
Starter: Randy Orton - He's young and pretty athletic for a white guy, plus he's around 6'3" or 6'4" so he's got decent size. Could he be a white Jason Terry?
Bench: D-Lo Brown - fat blackTWICE IN 1 POST IS NOT GOOD. NO MORE.-BEEZ guy who's only around 6'1" but like I said he's black so he could have some skills.
Point Guard
Starter - Ron Killings - This guy looks like he could actually make it in the NBA, He's got decent heighth for a PG (around 6'), he's chiseled, he's athletic, he's black, he stole Paul Pierces nickname, and he's got the cool hair.
Bench: Rey Mysterio - Only 5'3" which would tie him with Mugsy Bouges for shortest player in NBA history, but he's extremelly quick. He's also young and very athletic so who knows, he may have a little game in him.
Coach: Stephanie McMahon - Just eye candy
Bench: The Godfather, John Cena, Kurt Angle, Chris Nowinski, Rob Van Damn, The Rock
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