OZZY

Bathrooms:

Bathrooms, what compels human beings to write on bathroom stall walls? Go to your local library and use one of the stalls, it will be littered with writing and most of it is political.

What would drive someone to write political jargon or random thoughts on a bathroom wall. And it takes some effort, have to use a machine marker or what not, and stand up and write, its not easy. That is this best idea, American youth have, their best idea for a public forum of discussion is a bathroom stall?

There are a lot of phone numbers also, phone numbers that say the classic like 'you want a good time call' etc. I wonder if I would have a better time with women if I snuck into women’s stalls and go their numbers off the stall wall.

Speaking of bathroom stalls, I was in this stall the other day and the toilet paper was locked up as if it was solid gold. There was a 4 inch padlock on the cylinder that holds three roles of toilet paper. Now its not like people can just roll the paper off the role or something, wait it is exactly like that. If someone was really up for some toilet paper, they could get it I believe.

And is toilet paper really that hot of a commodity? Do we really have to lock it? Even in the plastic dispensers there is a lock for those, be it plastic but still a lock.


Another issue with the bathroom is washing of the hands. Honestly, if no one is in there, but you room with a bunch of people in a hallway, most the time you run the water but barely get your hands wet. You do a mock hand washing, just for show. Because honestly who does the supposed 15 second standard hand wash with the soap and everything? Now that there are no paper towels anymore, you would have to be out of your mind to stand there on the hand drier waiting for your hands to dry. Honestly it would take like 2-5 mins to dry your freaking hands. Forget that.