****sucker Beats Up Mother****er
February 9, 2005 | Issue 41•06
GAINESVILLE, FL—In an ***-kicking on the sidewalk in front of the Red Room on Juniper Avenue Saturday, some 23-year-old ****sucker totally wasted this mother****er, 22, like the ***** was standing still. "You want a piece of me?" asked the mother****er, who minutes later got his goddamn *** handed to him on a plate. According to some dudes who saw the whole thing, the mother****er kissed the ****ing pavement after the ****sucker delivered a bad-*** left hook. The mother****er was unavailable for comment, because he was busy picking his teeth up off the ground.
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i never knew ***** was censored considering its also something you can do to your finger with a needle.