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A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raised their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raised their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raised their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raised their hands. "That's fantastic.

Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raised his hand. The professor took off his glasses and said, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "****! From way back thar, I thought you said "Goats."

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