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A mental hospital was critically overcrowded.
The doctor decides to get all the patients
Seated in one large room to conduct a test
To see how many they discharge that day.

At the front of the room the Doctors took
Some chalk and drew a full size door on a
Blackboard and offered an ice cream to any
Patient who could open the door.

There was a mad rush for the door with the
Patients scratching an clawing at the door
And the handle.

The doctors were disappointed, until they
Noticed a single patient who remained in his
Chair and was quietly chuckling to himself as he
Watched his fellow patients.

Encouraged that at least 1 patient could be
Discharged today, the doctors asked him why
He wasn't trying to open the door.

The patient, who could no longer contain his laughter,
Shouted "I've got the key!!!"

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