ehmunro

As some of you have noticed, the moderators' box is no longer empty, and we finally have some new sheriffs in town. Avalanche is a relative newcomer to the board, having arrived in the wake of the Garnett trade, but he's been an asset to the forum, and we're rewarding him by adding to his moderator duties. P-Dub34 is a long time member of the board, and we're rewarding him for his efforts over the years with a promotion. Let's give them a warm welcome, and try to help them out in their attempts to improve the board.

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"Tim Duncan is the biggest crybaby in the NBA. If the Spurs were gay, he'd be Liberace." MCD

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