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Re: Jokes!
this one's a little PG-13... and it's really dumb
Three ants crawl onto a woman's naked body at night and talk amongst each other about where they're going to sleep.
The first ant says "I'm going to sleep in her mouth."
The second ant says "I'm going to sleep between her tits."
The third ant says "I'm going to sleep in her vagina."
They all go their chosen spots.
The next morning the three gets together. They ask each other how the night went.
The first ant says "My night was a little wet, but it was alright."
The second ant says "My night was kind of sweaty, but it was alright."
The third ant just says "My night was horrible."
The other two ants ask him why.
The third ant replies "Well I was just falling asleep, when some one-eyed guy came in, rammed me up against a wall, and spit all over me!"
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