jokeaward

I will play devil's advocate and say every non-AJ player means nothing.

KG would fit any style we chose and he isn't old, so as a player it didn't make sense to trade him for Big Al. But as an employee KG, though honestly he might've re-upped out of loyalty if we would've finally gotten a pick higher than 7 but I also heard he didn't want to be the old guy leading the youth movement, but ANYWAY let's assume he was leaving as a free agent when that time came. That would be awful. Jefferson is younger and is getting better, Garnett isn't getting worse, though. KG could be more of a banger inside and is in Boston but we made him an 82 game, 41 MPG Atlas and also made him a passer so he wasn't going to be always within 7 ft of the rim.

The KG Era as an NFL possession
1st down: Paired him with Marbs, Googs, Flip, first winning seasons, smilez! It's a run play for KG... and WR Stephon yells "Gimme the damn ball! I was open!"
2nd down: Marbury subbed out for Terrell Brandon, the West defense subs in Tim Duncan, Shaq, and Kobe. The East is tough too but come on, are you serious? Garnett fakes to Wally and hits TB! Completion! Then he's simltaneously gang-tackled by Duncan, David Robinson, and 6 Trailblazers and he tears his ACL. Uh oh, a penalty. "Holding, Joe Smith. That's a loss of all second downs for the next five possessions."
3rd down: Okay, 3rd and 8. Not looking good, but KG does. TB is carted off and in come Spree and Cassell! Hell, Kandi man as well. Looking good. KG puts on a show scrambling and it's complete near the marker!
4th down: Dang, the measurement came up short. No problem, just run another play, right? "False start, no. 8" SPREEEEEE! Oh, and Sammy sprained his hip so he's out for Jaric. Jaric? Umm... umm... Wally subbed for Ricky Davis... looks shaky, this is gonna run the West's defense? It's 6 yards now...bring in Foye?... McHale calls timeout.
After timeout: KG subbed for special teams. It's a punt. At least it looks like a good one for field position but long with hangtime...

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