Originally Posted by Porn_Player

You have no parents. There was no birth, there was only a coming together. You spent many years in an induced comotosed state. Your excistence baffles scientists to this day, they called you the Futurama-Reversal, believing you had to be from the future somehow. Many people thought it was cruel to keep you locked away in a room where you were prodded. Many people also thought you were so outlandishly freaky you would end the world if allowed onto it. Your have no story of birth, I apologise, just one of being broken out by a greenpeace fanatic... You have no belly button. All you remember is murmurs of 'Futurama' from when you were an experiment and the 'fanatic' who saved you, and the name is one you gave yourself to homage the only things from your past....

I wish I could help you more.