someone

In 'N Out is the worst name ever

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Porn Player

This is like the nice version of 'The Million Post Thread'

Seriously though, I think I need to leave.

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someone

But things were about to get soooo good. Like Hillary Duff at 15 good.

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Porn Player

Damn, that is real good. If they don't bleed, I don't want to know.




See I lowered the tone already, arrrrh sorry guys.

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someone

ooo *turns head away from the screen*

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Basel

This is the nice version? I think I need to change that up.

**** you Porn_Player, you stupid son of a *****. Go give someone a handjob or something. *******.

:biggrin:

So I was pretty drunk last night off an Arabic drink called "Arak."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arak_(distilled_beverage)

Looks nasty, and doesn't taste all that great, but damn, does it **** you up! Porn_Player, you're always drunk...you happen to know what I'm talking about?

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Porn Player

Arak is another name for Ouzo right? My turkish comprade's call it Raki ... So many names, one filthy distinct taste.

It's not so bad but rots you from the inside out. I used to date a greek girl and we used to destroy this stuff together at her Dad's restaurant.. She could drink that **** all day, I was just happy getting drunk for free :biggrin:

I am presuming you just shot it, as I have never heard of it with a mixer. Were you chasing it with beer? **** drinking that stuff straight all night, Porn_Player would throw up on your *** if so.

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someone

I hope to get my drink on later tonight, it's only 8:20 right now

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Basel

I poured it into a glass about halfway or a little less. Then poured water into it, and dumped a couple cubes of ice into it. It wasn't tasty by any means, but I was drunk after two glasses. Taking it as a shot is just ****ing gross. I'd throw up all over your *** if I did that.

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Porn Player

You added water? That's a cluckin sin man!!! You can't destroy alcohol by adding water ... Adding the cubes is acceptable and I shall have to try that out.

You should have been setting those badboys alight aswell, least you know how to rock it next time.

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someone

nothing wrong with a whiskey and water, or scotch

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Porn Player

It's 3.32am here. I am finally just beginning to feel human again after the filth that was last night.

You a home drinker? Or you in there like swimwear and hitting up some bars/clubs? ...

Whats your tipple of choice?

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Porn Player

Whisky is a WHOLE 'nother story.


I can't even smell, taste or bear to go near the stuff or anything that resembles the it. I am superman, whisky is my kryptonite.



Crazy 16th birthday that saw me buy a bottle of whiskey with my buds on a random weekday night. I drank near enough the entire ****in bottle and proceeded to black out with my next memory being infront on my door with no pants on and my sister asking 'Where the **** are your pants, have you been having sex outdoors'

I awoke in the morning completely stark bollock naked on the couch in the living room, my Mother was sat on the other chair watching TV and sipping he coffee all casually... Was awkward for me to say the least ... I then got up and walked my *** the few miles to school as I had missed the bus. And alas, I can not go near Whisky ever since...

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someone

^ lol someone can't handle his liquor

j/k, you were 16.

My first drink was 20. I was a good boy! (started drinking and partying when my gf at the time dumped me lol)

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Basel

My first drink was at age 19, and I drank a ****ing 40 oz. of Steel Reserve. That **** ****ing sucks.

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