Meat is the manliest thing a man can eat other than another human being. That is why I respect those people in South America. They are bad ***. Why risk starvation when you can cut up that one fat ****er in the tribe who doesn't pull his weight. That is awesome. And that leads me to what I hate: Vegans.

Vegans are ****ing stupid. They go against the laws of man. Man is here to stop cows, pigs, chickens, ducks, fish, deer, moose, bison, and hippies from overpopulating he world by eating...