06-27-2005, 08:27 PM
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Never Forgotten
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 13,093
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Re: Hoops Boston Awards
E.H, you are the man. This is hilarious.
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All Honky Disaster Zone Team
C Vitaly Potapenko
PF Austin Croshere
SF Pat Garrity
SG Jiri Welsch
PG Jiri Welsch
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E.H. Munro: And a big hand for Jiri Welsch, who ran away with the voting at two positions thanks to Doc Rivers' insistence that Jiri play the point.
Spaceman's Gerbil: Who can forget the images of Jiri flailing his way into the lane in a horrifying imitation of dribble penetration? Let's face it, he couldn't penetrate the girls of the Bunny Ranch.
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And it gets better
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Our next award is the Harold Miner Award.
E.H. MUNRO: This is the award given to the player that throws down the most entertaining dunks. This years nominees are...
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Our last nominee is Phoenix's Stevie Hunter.
E.H. MUNRO: I think this represents a wiseass vote. I suspect that our voters nominated him for getting stuffed by Marcus Banks.
SPACEMAN'S GERBIL: Well, E.H., it's not every day that six footers get to posterize seven footers on defense...
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Next up is the Yogi Stewart Award.
SPACEMAN'S GERBIL:This is the award that we give annually for contract year heroics. The sort of seasons that players aren't likely to repeat.
E.H. MUNRO: Tonight, as an extra special treat, we have 2003-04 Yogi Stewart winner Mark Blount here to present the award.
SPACEMAN'S GERBIL: I'm sorry, E.H., I guess you didn't get the notice. Mark called in half an hour ago to say that he didn't feel like showing up.
E.H. MUNRO: But we paid him to perform.
SPACEMAN'S GERBIL: Why should tonight be any different than the rest of the season?
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