T.Shock

Ah. Now that makes tons of sense.

__________________
Mr. Burns: For those of you whose names aren't on the list. I'm very disappointed in you. Something was lacking...let's call it heart.
Darryl Strawberry: No hustle either skip.
Mr. Burns: That's right Darryl.

ChicagoCubsFanClub: Wait 'Til Next Year
1.T.Shock(President)/2.ViciousFlogging(Vice Generalisimo)/3.CoolHandLuke(Executive In Charge Of Prospect Trading)/4.Bartholomew Hunt(Liazon To The Ambassador Of Drunk Fans)/5.Lets_Play_2(Representative Of Mr. Cub)/6.Lynx(Assistant To The Traveling Secretary)/7.Future(Honorary Captain Of The 2008 World Champion Cubs)/8.MillerTime(Reggie's Butler)/9.King Joseus(Royal Liege Of Waveland)/10.Jesus Of CopyMat(Druid Of The Ivy)/11.DaBullz(Director Of Cubs Suffering Historical Society*Co-Chaired With Teddy Roosevelt)/12.TomBoerwinkle#1(Official Scriptwriter to Mr. Lee Elia)/13.Spud(Steve Bartman's Younger Brother Lemmy)/14.PC Load Letter(Intern Who Makes 1000 Copies Of Derrek Lee's New Contract)/15.ndistops(Ryan Dempster's Joke Writer)/16.John Wayne(Cubs Fan In Nothing But Cowboy Boots)/17.BenDengGo(Ambassador For The First Ever English Cubs Play)

Dissonance19

Yeah, they want to be in the race for Lebron. But I'm not sure I see him leaving his home team. Might never be able to go back.

SausageKingofChicago

JayZ still thinks he's getting Lebron in 2010