[Saint Baller]

Yeah it looks great.

I hope someday the admins think I am actifve and I get to become a mod on this forum

lol

[The Future7]

Yea you actually have a chance because your an SM now.

[Saint Baller]

I thought any members could be mods

[Pimped Out]

Originally Posted by Saint Baller

Whos a SM? thats right Thanks Steez

finally convinced someone to pay it for you?

[Saint Baller]

Originally Posted by I Start Fires

finally convinced someone to pay it for you?

I worked for him. And I only asked a few people lolz

[Pimped Out]

Originally Posted by Saint Baller

I worked for him. And I only asked a few people lolz

and you lied to at least 1 of them.

[edwardcyh]

A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And A Beautiful Blonde Wave At Him And Says Hello.

He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From,

So He Says, "do You Know Me?" To Which She Replies, "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids."

Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful To His Wife And Says, "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool Table, With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped Me With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?"

She Said, "no, I'm Your Son's Math Teacher..."

[edwardcyh]

The Herberts were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was
to arrive, Mr. Herbert kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man
should be here soon".

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning madam. I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. Come in," Mrs. Herbert cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! My specialty is babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

Photographer - "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the
bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the
living room floor is fun, too. You can really spread out!"

Wife - "Bathtub, couch, bed, living room floor? Nowonder it didn't work
for my husband and me."

Photographer - "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every
time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or
seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

Wife - "My, my, that's a lot of...."

Photographer - "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd
love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with
that, I'm sure."

Wife, muttering - "Don't I know it."

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus."

Wife - "Oh my god!"

Photographer - "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you
consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

Wife - "She was difficult?"

Photographer - "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the
park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and
five deep, pushing to get a good look "

Wife - "Four and five deep?" (eyes wide in amazement).

Photographer - "Yes, and for more than three hours, too. The mother was
constantly squealing and yelling--I could hardly concentrate! Then
darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Wife (leaning forward) - "You mean they actually chewed on your....
equipment?"

Photographer - "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up
my tripod so that we can get to work"

Wife - "Tripod?"

Photographer - "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's
much too big for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam?

Good Lord, she's fainted!"

[The Future7]

lol that second one is a good one.

[Pimped Out]

does j-ho have braces?

[Jet]

Yep, I think Marquis does also

[Saint Baller]

Ahh, havent slept and it's 8:30 lol... I'm gonna take a 20 min nap so I dont mess up my day

[Saint Baller]

Nevermind lol, just gonna take a shower

[SMDre]

Just wonder if anyone is going to see Superman Returns.