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NewAgeBaller · 07-23-2008, 01:45 AM

double post failure cause i cant find the lock smiley zomgomdglmr,.wg34

NewAgeBaller · 07-23-2008, 01:46 AM

yo.

**Basel** · 07-23-2008, 09:37 AM

To reiterate, this thread is not about me. It obviously seems that way, but I thought some Ali fans out there would recognize that quote, but I guess nobody did.

Don't hate the poster. Hate the board.

**Hyperion** · 07-23-2008, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R-Star

This thread sucks. Im going to hijack. This will be where you tell your favorite R-Star stories.

I remember my favorite like it was yesterday.........

R-Star had just come back from a Battle Royal with Godzilla, Evil Hercules, and the Devil. Again, R-Star had saved the world, and decided to relax with a poker game with his dude Santa (Father Christmas Porn Player). While taking Santa to town in a game of high stakes, the old man started to cry. "Oh R-Star, you've won all the toys that Im supposed to deliver tonight for christmas! What am I to do?" R-Star is a stern man, but a fair one, so he called the Devil and told him to bring Godzilla and Evil Herc to Santas for a meeting. When the boys showed up, he then turned and said to Santa "There there buddy, how long have we been friends? I wont take your toys, it was just a silly game." R-Star then punched his hand through Santa's rib cage, tearing his heart out from his body. Looking at Santa he said "I told you years ago to quit gambling old man. I think Miss Clause will be lonely tonight, do you mind if I keep her company? What? Shut up, I didnt do this, you did." Santa then fell to the floor, learning his hard lesson about gambling and R-Stars apparent obsession with his wife before dying.
R-Star then turned to the Devil, Godzilla and Evil Hercules and said, "You see that? Do you want that to ****ing happen to you? Do you want me rip out your heart and **** your wifes? Because Ill ****ing do it boys, Ill do it. Now go deliver these presents I won from Santa and get out of my sight. If I find out any werent delivered, you *******s wont even see me coming!"
Together they spent the night speading Santas presents across the globe, and that my friends, is how R-Star saved the christmas of '98.

So does that mean that this is the story how R-Star ruined Christmas '99? Or are the Devil, Godzilla, and Evil Hercules delivering toys to good boys and girls every year? Oh yeah who has that list?

DaRizzle · 07-23-2008, 10:52 AM

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble.

**Porn Player** · 07-23-2008, 11:00 AM

And we all called bull**** when my Dad claimed he caught my Mama foolin' around with the Devil back around winter of 98'. The family couldn't believe it when he filed for divorce and left her. Times were difficult, Father Christmas (Santa R-Star) stopped visiting on christmas times, why does he pass our household by? Probably because my father took all the families money, we always thought he was a selfish greedy lying *******. But no. He really did catch my mother in bed with the Devil. And I bet he couldn't bear the thought of stacking up against Devil wang so hopscotched it outta there.

I heard rumours Evil Herc was in there too, my dad just couldn't prove it. Haven't heard from my dad in quite a few years, last I heard was something about a thunderbolt..

So, yeh, anyways, that's the story of how by R-Star saving the Christimas of '98 tore apart a family in England.

**Hyperion** · 07-23-2008, 11:10 AM

Porn, I wanna test a theory with you, imagine a man wearing a sun dress and talking in a high pitched voice.

Does that make you laugh when you think about it? I have this theory that all British people will laugh at a man in a dress speaking in a falsetto voice

**Basel** · 07-23-2008, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaRizzle

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble.

**Pimped Out** · 07-23-2008, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceMan23and3

Porn, I wanna test a theory with you, imagine a man wearing a sun dress and talking in a high pitched voice.

Does that make you laugh when you think about it? I have this theory that all British people will laugh at a man in a dress speaking in a falsetto voice

what the hell does lickmyjock have to do with any of this?

**Porn Player** · 07-23-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimped Out

what they hell does lickmyjock have to do with any of this?

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceMan23and3

Porn, I wanna test a theory with you, imagine a man wearing a sun dress and talking in a high pitched voice.

Does that make you laugh when you think about it? I have this theory that all British people will laugh at a man in a dress speaking in a falsetto voice

Theory busted. I really do NOT like that type of comedy, I can understand why you asked as it's seem the older generation of my culture/society (30+years) loved that kind of comedy. . .

Ice, now I wanna test a theory with you, imagine a big flame grilled burger wrapped in a nice bun and looking sensual.

Does that make you hungry? Or does it make you look out your window and think **** no I don't ever want to look like those dudes.

**someone** · 07-23-2008, 11:48 AM

I'd pay to see porn_player teabagging Iceman

**Porn Player** · 07-23-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liekomgj4ck

I'd pay to see porn_player teabagging Iceman

I would take your $$$$ while he took my nutzzz...

Your post was ridiculously DT by the way.

**Basel** · 07-23-2008, 11:53 AM

Has a thread ever been hi-jacked more than this one?

**someone** · 07-23-2008, 11:53 AM

*pop*

that was iceman's bloon

**Pimped Out** · 07-23-2008, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn_Player

Theory busted. I really do NOT like that type of comedy, I can understand why you asked as it's seem the older generation of my culture/society (30+years) loved that kind of comedy. . .

Ice, now I wanna test a theory with you, imagine a big flame grilled burger wrapped in a nice bun and looking sensual.

Does that make you hungry? Or does it make you look out your window and think **** no I don't ever want to look like those dudes.

That makes me hungry, but i'm in no danger of becoming fat anytime soon

07-23-2008, 09:37 AM	#48 (permalink)
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07-23-2008, 11:00 AM	#51 (permalink)
Porn Player Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Jolly Ingerland.. Age: 25 Posts: 26,089 Rep Power: 21474873	Re: I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. And we all called bull** when my Dad claimed he caught my Mama foolin' around with the Devil back around winter of 98'. The family couldn't believe it when he filed for divorce and left her. Times were difficult, Father Christmas (Santa R-Star) stopped visiting on christmas times, why does he pass our household by? Probably because my father took all the families money, we always thought he was a selfish greedy lying *****. But no. He really did catch my mother in bed with the Devil. And I bet he couldn't bear the thought of stacking up against Devil wang so hopscotched it outta there. I heard rumours Evil Herc was in there too, my dad just couldn't prove it. Haven't heard from my dad in quite a few years, last I heard was something about a thunderbolt.. So, yeh, anyways, that's the story of how by R-Star saving the Christimas of '98 tore apart a family in England. __________________

07-23-2008, 11:48 AM	#56 (permalink)
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07-23-2008, 11:53 AM	#58 (permalink)
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