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**Porn Player** · 07-23-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pimped Out

That makes me hungry, but i'm in no danger of becoming fat anytime soon

If your thinking it, your already eating it. Just think, DienerTime was one-time skinny and had a legitimate chance to make the league (his nickname was the 'Skinny' Deron Williams, or so I heard), but no it wasn't to be, he should never thought about that burger.

Just remember, it is a moment on the lips but a lifetime on the hips.

**R-Star** · 07-23-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by IceMan23and3

So does that mean that this is the story how R-Star ruined Christmas '99? Or are the Devil, Godzilla, and Evil Hercules delivering toys to good boys and girls every year? Oh yeah who has that list?

I havent asked, but R-Star can only surmise that the Devil, Gozilla and Evil Herc continue to deliver the toys for him out of fear. The list is taken care of by Miss Clause, who reads all the letters from the children around the world. She recieves payment whenever R-Star is around the North Pole region.

**R-Star** · 07-23-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn_Player

And we all called bull**** when my Dad claimed he caught my Mama foolin' around with the Devil back around winter of 98'. The family couldn't believe it when he filed for divorce and left her. Times were difficult, Father Christmas (Santa R-Star) stopped visiting on christmas times, why does he pass our household by? Probably because my father took all the families money, we always thought he was a selfish greedy lying *******. But no. He really did catch my mother in bed with the Devil. And I bet he couldn't bear the thought of stacking up against Devil wang so hopscotched it outta there.

I heard rumours Evil Herc was in there too, my dad just couldn't prove it. Haven't heard from my dad in quite a few years, last I heard was something about a thunderbolt..

So, yeh, anyways, that's the story of how by R-Star saving the Christimas of '98 tore apart a family in England.

Me and Papa Porn came up with the whole "Oh no, the devil slept with my wife" bit when we were getting drunk in Atlantis once. That was back in R-Stars free wheeling days, and Papa Porn was always a little jealous about having to pack it in early and go home to his family. The Devil himself was a lonely man at the time, so the deal worked out for everyone except one. R-Star and Papa Porn spent years getting hammered, the Devil spent his nights laying into Porn Mama, but poor young Porn Player spent his nights wondering what happened to his family....

**Pimped Out** · 07-23-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn_Player

If your thinking it, your already eating it. Just think, DienerTime was one-time skinny and had a legitimate chance to make the league (his nickname was the 'Skinny' Deron Williams, or so I heard), but no it wasn't to be, he should never thought about that burger.

Just remember, it is a moment on the lips but a lifetime on the hips.

I'm thinking of a filet mignon wrapped in bacon right now, but i dont seem to have one.

**Porn Player** · 07-23-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pimped Out

I'm thinking of a filet mignon wrapped in bacon right now, but i dont seem to have one.

It was philosophical you vietnamese gremlin.

**Porn Player** · 07-23-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by R-Star

Me and Papa Porn came up with the whole "Oh no, the devil slept with my wife" bit when we were getting drunk in Atlantis once. That was back in R-Stars free wheeling days, and Papa Porn was always a little jealous about having to pack it in early and go home to his family. The Devil himself was a lonely man at the time, so the deal worked out for everyone except one. R-Star and Papa Porn spent years getting hammered, the Devil spent his nights laying into Porn Mama, but poor young Porn Player spent his nights wondering what happened to his family....

Book deal? ...

So you spent years getting hammered and then decided you wanted to pay for your sins so attached the old ball and chain? Now young Porn_Players lays in bed at night wondering how the mighty have fallen..

**Vuchato** · 07-23-2008, 08:40 PM

anyone ever thirsty and have to pee at the same time? I never know what to do...

**Pimped Out** · 07-23-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Vuchato

anyone ever thirsty and have to pee at the same time? I never know what to do...

Drink first, then pee.

**R-Star** · 07-23-2008, 09:08 PM

First, yea, theres lots of times I have to piss like a race horse and am sttll hungry as ****
Second, R-Star got drunk as **** tonight. Everyone went home, so I bought a 12 of Kokanee and a RD. No way Ill drink it all tonight, but I think Ill play the demo for Too Human and have a blast.I am ucked up right now. You now whos awesome? I like George Clooney. Cloontange. You know who looks like Clooney? Pacey, from Dawesons Creek. And I ****ing hate Quitin Terintino. I hate him as an actor, I hate him as a director. Kill Bil was the most overrated movie franchise ever.

Mr. Hobbes · 07-23-2008, 09:21 PM

He made Resevoir Dogs.

**R-Star** · 07-23-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chan

He made Resevoir Dogs.

I love Clooney, and him having a tattoo on his neck makes me mad. Terintino as an actor? I would punch him in the face if her was in my house right now. A lot of people say things like that, but they'd verbaly suck his dick if they ever saw him. I would beat him until police took me away. Resevoir Dogs? That was pretty good. Kill Bill 1 and 2? Terrible. They guys is the most overrated guy ever. I would let him know.

I dont hate many people. I hate Lickmyjock (thats not even his name. I hate even writing that), I hate Terintino. I hate the bouncer who used to kick me out. I dont hate many people, but Terintino is the most overrated director ever. Dude even said he was stealing from Asian movies. Hes terrible.

Mr. Hobbes · 07-23-2008, 10:05 PM

You would beat the man who made Resevoir Dogs?

**R-Star** · 07-23-2008, 11:04 PM

Yea, I think I would.

I would beat the man who made The Dark Night if he made Charlies Angles before hand and he was accliamed by the masses for it.

Mr. Hobbes · 07-23-2008, 11:33 PM

That's cold man. Resevoir Dogs was that good.

**Basel** · 07-23-2008, 11:48 PM

What an interesting thread this has turned into.

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