Porn Player

27 is double 11? I've detailed pretty much every encounter I've had, just scroll through the Million Post Thread.

It's cute you're pointing your finger like a little child and saying I'm lying. 27 is nothing impressive, but it sure as hell makes a mockery of your 11.

*Porn now waits for Mr 1% to post his wage slip next to his tiny dick and backwards cap*

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Porn Player

This has been great. Time for me to get back to work though, so I'll have to leave this 29 year old attempting to validate his piss poor performance for another time.

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R-Star

A little dick joke? That's priceless. Between that and you self high fiving yourself all the time, if anything I'm disgusted in myself that I used to be a cooler, more abrasive version of you on here.


Anyways, I for one am super impressed with the stories you've told. I mean I could point out that your million post stories have consisted of the time you almost beat someone to death in a pizza joint because he made fun of your shoes (again, 5'8(maybe) and 140. You probably sent the poor bastard to the hospital) among other completely believable stories, but I don't think I really have to do that, now do I?

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R-Star

I'll think about it the whole drive home today. Nothings more important to me than impressing the red headed version of Kevin Connolly over the internet.

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Nimreitz

My number is 19. I have gone through huuuuge dry spells and lost my virginity late. I would take Porn in a "pickup off" over R-Star.

R-Star

I lost on my 18th birthday. I had a bloody nose halfway through but the girl told me to just keep going. It was, awkward.

It was in a theme room at West Edmonton Mall that I saved up for weeks to pay for. Remembering back on it, its so overly cliche highschool movie that I'm almost embarrassed.

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Nimreitz

I broke a girl's tooth in half while I was giving her a piggyback ride home during a blizzard. The sidewalks were very icy, and my gesture of goodwill was pretty stupid, as it was much harder to carry someone on the ice. I was extremely drunk and there was blood. I convinced her to let me take her home anyway

R-Star

Strange when you think back on stories like that. "How the **** did that work" usually comes to mind. I think at the end of the day most of the girls we actually knew before sleeping with wanted to hook up long before we tired to pull any moves.

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Bogg

You guys are just the greatest. I hope this thread never goes away.

Nimreitz

http://putthison.com/post/3839396645...rt-this-has-to

Just a quick heads up that I'm sure no one on here will heed. Here's a golden opportunity to up your style game on the super cheap. Walmart is selling Harris Tweed jackets for $75; the style forums nerds say these are $350-600 jackets normally, but they must have had overstock and turned to Walmart to move the merchandise. They aren't everywhere, but seem to be in the mid-Atlantic region at least. I recommend the grey herringbone, but any of them are good. You also get a nice hanger.

Porn Player

I'm a tweed kind of guy.

White shirt, tweed jacket, good jeans and some solid brogues is generally my look at the moment. I do it with some brightly coloured socks just for a bit of excitement.

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hobojoe

Just took the time to read this whole thread, boy am I glad I did.

Nimreitz

I look back on all my bad decisions in life and much like Larry David, I only really have one sentence

"I took a risk"

Floods

Every time this thread gets bumped I open it thinking I've already posted in it, and I never have. Weird.

Anyway, I'm trying to figure out exactly how many days in a row I've worn the jeans I'm wearing now.

hobojoe

I can't remember the last time I wore a pair of jeans, but then again I live in Florida where we'll have a high in the 80s for Christmas Day. I wear slacks to the office and shorts pretty much everywhere else. I'm not going to insult you guys based on how much you spend on jeans or care about fashion, I'll just say that I am pretty surprised by some of the discussion in this thread. Who am I to say it's not worth it though, maybe it does make a difference for you in trying to get laid. All I know is the single most attractive thing I've ever put on is a wedding ring. I swear I've been hit on more by beautiful women in the last 8 months since I got married than I was in the rest of my life combined. Women are ****ing vultures.