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Old 10-03-2008, 02:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Memorable EBB moments (Comedy Goldmine)

Please don't bump these threads! Comment on them in this thread

Stickied and name updated.

Now everyone needs to try and find the quotes form the threads to display so people can look back and read some of the great moments from this board. Obviously don't post stuff that was deleted or unedited posts that were edited for a good reason. Also if there is a post that was made recently that you think would fit well in a comedy goldmine post it here. This thread can be used as a sort of repository for all things golden in EBB.


1. Timmy's perud threadThread no longer available.--BB
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OK I was dared to go in the girls restroom,run in and out,and I got a dollar out of it,but I noticed some white boxes in the stalls,what are those for?
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It didn't cost me nothing I thought it was,because i no bout peruds.

2. Sloths stolen Seinfield Story

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Well it all started last night. My friend who works at bestbuy told me to come over there to try out a new game for the Nintendo DS that they got in FTM: XX/XY. I had my DS with me so I could play it unnoticed in my friends mind. So he gives me the box and tells me to go into the bathroom to play it. So I go into Bestbuys bathroom, a rather nice one might I add, and go into a stall. I open up the box and continue to play the game. I loved the book.

As I am walking out of the bathroom the manager walks by (the employees lounge is right by the bathroom. ) The manager says what were you doing with that game in the bathroom. I said that I wasn't doing anything, and that I found it in there. Since the manager noticed me by my friend earlier he brought my friend over there to discuss the situation. As a result my friend got fired from his job there because of this.

So then the manager brought me up to a cashier and forced me to buy the thing, I just wanted to play it once, not buy it. So I get it. So then I head home.

When I get home, the doorbell rings. It is my friend Johnny. He says hello and what not, and whats up. I begin to tell him about the DS and all, and we start talking about it. He says ," That videogame has been on a wild ride." He tells me to go to Circuit City, because at ours you don't need a receipt to return it for store credit.

So as I am in Circuit City, I go to the customers service desk. I get up there and the young gal asks me if she could help me. No crap she can, otherwise why would I be in line? So then I hand her the game and she zaps it with the bar code scanner. She says ," Sorry, I can't take this book back." I'm like, why not. She says that its been flagged, I repeat in a question formed flagged? She responds with that it has been in the bathroom. I am like, what the computer says that.

So then I am on my way to the front of the store to leave. I see my uncle. I just saw him put a Girls Gone Wild DVD into his coat. He looks over at me and carries on with his bussiness, as do I.

So 4 days later on the street I see my uncle and he tries to avoid me. I confront him, and tell him that I saw him stealing the DVD from Bestbuy. He says that all older people do it. I tell him that I'll sell him out to Circuit City if he doesn't do a favor for me. I ask him to steal the game I ended up getting from Circuit City. He does so and gives it to me. Then I return the new copy to Circuit City for full money and bought Mario vs. Donkey Kong.

So then my uncle says thanks for helping me learn this lesson. He said that he learned not to steal around people he knew because they could black mail him. He gave me a present and told me to open it when I got home. I opened the present when I got home, and it was Girls Gone Wild on DVD. I sold it to my friend for 50 dollars because he was to embarrassed to attempt to buy a porno film himself, so in the end I came out a lot richer.

3. liekomgj4ck's gf thread

4. Dienertimes intro


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Well i've been here for a while but oh well i'll write one of these like everyone else.

Um, my name is Jeremy. I have red hair, am 16 years old, and have no life whatsoever. I'm homeschooled, I LOVE basketball, rock music, depressing music. I don't really watch any movies or read any books. I am THE biggest Pacer fan you'll find anywhere. I write about them in forums pretty much all day unless i'm outside playing basketball or playing video games. I love going on vacation, primarily to Monticello (Indiana beach is there, an amusement park) but i'm willing to go anywhere. Funny thing is, I've never been outside Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio, though. I plan to do something in basketball since that is my biggest passion. If I can't make the NBA i'll likely try out for the D-League or And1 (gotta get in shape first). I am very good, i'm only 6'0 but i'm bulky and probably will always bee a little bit thicker than others (like Deron Williams). I have small hands and short arms though and that effects my shot a bit but I have a passion for the game and that counts for a lot (thats what cause Kwame to be a bust). I want to mold my game after someone like Tony Parker, but I would hope to be a better shooter than him. I'm currently single (but looking), and don't have much else to say about that since this is the internet but if you live in the Inddiana area hit me up haha.

Thats pretty much all I can think of to say
5. Whipping your butt

6. RTFFF's threads, all of them
- I love porn but hate women
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Abvantage: alternative of the disadvantage of A.
Disabvantage: alternative of the advantage of A
7. The quest for the golden muasasa's

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i currently have three, and looking for the last to complete my collection

if any one has, i will use paypal
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It is four balls in a sorrel colour, and they were collected from my great ancestors of the mahogany tribe. It is said that 'he who compiles all four golden muasusas' will be able to be brought good luck into their dwelling for many years to come.' I have been plagued with many natural disaster contributing to the eradication of my home. My mother said he will give me the three golden muasusa, but it is up to me to find the last and bring my home to peace as once it was.
8. Pimpsy's "plakaplakaplaka post"

9. I Draw You!
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Now you may be wondering what is wrong with him? What's abnormal about him that gets him in this thread? Certinally nothing physical for physically MDIZZ is a fine example of a young teenage boy. It's what does during his spare time that is truly bazaar and cruel and a true indication of the workings of his twisted mind. For in every minute he can spare he races down to the zoo goes in a taunts and teases Gary the Gorilla.



Without witnessing it for yourself one could never imagine that taunting a gorilla in a foreign language to it could affect it, but MDIZZ manages to do so. He laughs a calls Gary names for hours on ends with no sign of remorse. Many speculate as to why MDIZZ would do such a thing; some think it was becuase of his upbringing an abusive family perhaps, others think when his great uncle was brutally murdered by a rogue group of gorillas that MDIZZ brings pain to other gorillas was a way of venting his anger, however the theory given most credence is the one that MDIZZ just likes to annoy things be they human or primate for ****s and giggles.


What else? Just some threads that you can look back on and just laugh
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Old 10-03-2008, 03:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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aussie baller's "i draw you" thread is a semi recent one.
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Old 10-03-2008, 05:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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#1 was the first thing that popped in my head. No plakaplakaplaka?
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Old 10-03-2008, 06:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Anyone remember that guy that was searching for magical golden balls?
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is liekomgj4ck still banned???
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Anyone remember that guy that was searching for magical golden balls?
Haha, oh yeah. That was hilarious. He was searching for the golden kombasa or some **** like that. Somebody needs to find that thread.
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marionbarber has some interesting threads... pubic ticks was kinda funny
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What about Timmy's story of the mysterious box in the girl's bathroom?


Expand the list in the first post, slap some links on there, and sticky this thread. Now!
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Who stole those pics of an asian guy giving a ride to Shaq claiming it was him?

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You all need to link to the threads you're talking about.
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Haha, oh yeah. That was hilarious. He was searching for the golden kombasa or some **** like that. Somebody needs to find that thread.
I think it was muasasa but that thread was trashed long ago
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Old 10-03-2008, 10:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Yeah, the "Whipping" thread will always be #1. The fact that it got deleted and lost forever only adds to the mystique.

EDIT: Don't forget the best Johnson thread, one of the high points from early days of this forum.
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The Whipping thread will never be topped. When I became a mod, I dug through the entire trash forum looking for that, but no such luck. They hard-deleted that sucker.

Two people -- big name posters at the time -- got perm-banned for that, and I think three or four others got suspensions. I remember coming home from a 4th of July party and laughing like crazy while the back end of that whole thing was going on. Good times.
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What was the whipping thread?
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Damn this is on some Atlantis ****....
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