Pay Ton

Update...

I had forgot to mention before that he kept talking about this "movie" he was in called "The First Five" that he actually showed me the teaser trailer to before. I forgot to mention it before, but here it is, for your entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BilQaVc_bAU&feature=plcp

Where is he in the trailer?

He makes his awesome appearance at 25-27 seconds in. He had stated to me that he was the "main villian" of the film, even though he is relegated to less than two seconds of trailer time. I don't know. (Also...fun sidenote: He compared this movie, The Fast Five, to Scorsese's Mean Streets a few times when telling me about it. I just nodded quietly, but he sincerely believed this movie to be a breakout opportunity for him.)

Furthermore, my detective skills led me to the comments section of the trailer, where if you look for yourself, you will see a comment by a user called, "cmansuy1". Clicking on his user name, you are lead to his user history.

THERE, you will find an uploaded video titled, "Vlad my Romanian dog wants to race!". So at least one of his stories (or PART of that story, I doubt the Romanian mafia stuff) was true.

Where is that dog now? I don't know. Judging by the video and how recklessly he was looking at his speedomoter through the camera and probably not paying much attention the road, I can only hope the dog is alright.

Pretty ****ing crazy, if you ask me.

That's all for now!

And remember, if any new crazy user Frenchman comes on here asking any questions about all of this stuff, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. Just direct him towards the avatar to the left.

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Diable

So Cyrille is the guy drinking beside the stripper? I guess he'd impress me more if he had his samurai top knot on


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Dynasty Raider

You're absolutely right. It wasn't always like this; we longtimers have given up complaining.

BlueBaron

This guy is even worse than the guy that works in another department at the company I work for. He claims he is employed by Homeland Security and he's always going on secret missions.

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E.H. Munro

Well, I am, damnit. You think touring all those clubs in search of al-qaeda sleeper strippers is easy?

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BlueBaron

Not to mention he played for the Dallas Cowboys back in the 70's before suffering a career ending leg injury. He's also married to a former Playmate.

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phoenixjet

Interesting how someone who pretends to say the truth hides behind a fake name:-) i know Cyrille and i work in hollywood and this pseudo roomate is spreding lies as what really happens is that those people wanted to use him to get ahead but got mad when he told them they couldno longer stay there as they were just creating problems in his place...the black guy has an history of violence and agressivity as well as being a notorious con artist who claims to have dated Halle Berry and be Isaac Eyes stepson right??he wanted Cyrille to wear the clothes of a brandhe was starting but Cyrille refused so he turned the others against him as Cyrille is know to be an up and coming actor !,!,,jaleousy and badmouthing by people who don't know anyone and have nothing going on:-) currently charges have been charged agaiinst those people as after Cyrille was wrongly arrested while attacked in his own house they stole ALL HiIS PROPERTIES!!! He was very nice and patient with users that never even bought a roll of toilet paper..lazy who squatted his house refusing to honor the deal they agreed on and stayed squatting the place for month even once the electricity was off...LAM

King Joseus

Oh my.

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Diable

Hehe...Damn, how are things in the Pyrenees any way?

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King Sancho Fantastic

Damn...this shit just got wierder...

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Basel

What in the world?

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ATLien

Did we just get Catfished

Diable

Pay Ton can you predict my future too? What will I Google after I get deported back to the Pyrenees?

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BlakeJesus

Pay Ton is Leonardo DiCaprio, check his avatar.

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