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**ChrisWoj** · 11-11-2012, 07:26 PM

I don't get the whole "You're doing this, you must be a hipster!" thing. Or you must be emo, you must be scene, you must be... what the **** ever. ****ing idiots. Seriously. Nobody can just do this for the simple fact that: It ****ing amuses me.

**Porn Player** · 11-12-2012, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Hyperion

Suave as in you drive a windowless van and hang out at playgrounds giving away individually cellophane wrapped candies to the kids when their parents aren't paying attention?

Then yes, yes you do look suave with a mustache.

I'm not going to even joke around here, if I was able to grow a 'tash creepy enough to pull the above 'look' off, I would be one grateful looking paedo. As it stands, I look like a rookie who only supplies the sweets to the boss man.

**Porn Player** · 11-13-2012, 06:26 AM

I didn't realise how poor my moustache was until this morning.

Story Time.

Porn enters barber shop, sits down in the chair and briefly describes the look he is going for to the lovely lady who is holding the scissors.

Conversation flutters here and there, until it lands on 'Movember'. Porn says 'This place must have had an influx of clients requesting 'tash trimmings', she agrees and says that she has seen all sorts, big Mexican handlebar moustaches, little thin swizzled ones and even one that a customer had somehow linked to his sideburns. She then pauses, looks closely at Porn, he recoils in his chair thinking she will say his isn't too bad, however all she mutters is 'I take it you didn't fancy it this year then?' with not a hint of sarcasm in her voice at all.

I'm crushed. I got home and shaved it off. I'm an embarrassment to the moustachioed men everywhere.

**King Joseus** · 11-13-2012, 06:30 AM

I'd get that response if I'd started clean on the 1st too.

**R-Star** · 11-13-2012, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Player

I didn't realise how poor my moustache was until this morning.

Story Time.

Porn enters barber shop, sits down in the chair and briefly describes the look he is going for to the lovely lady who is holding the scissors.

Conversation flutters here and there, until it lands on 'Movember'. Porn says 'This place must have had an influx of clients requesting 'tash trimmings', she agrees and says that she has seen all sorts, big Mexican handlebar moustaches, little thin swizzled ones and even one that a customer had somehow linked to his sideburns. She then pauses, looks closely at Porn, he recoils in his chair thinking she will say his isn't too bad, however all she mutters is 'I take it you didn't fancy it this year then?' with not a hint of sarcasm in her voice at all.

I'm crushed. I got home and shaved it off. I'm an embarrassment to the moustachioed men everywhere.

I'd laugh, but I'm not much better.

Marcus13 · 11-13-2012, 10:02 AM

Never even tried to grow a mustache - shit would be weird.

As far as No Shave November...no. I couldnt start growing a beard and still show up to work everyday. Stick with the chinstrap

**Prince** · 11-28-2012, 12:32 PM

Hunting season was over, so I shaved everything off except the stache. Damn my chin is cold.

**Pimped Out** · 11-28-2012, 01:07 PM

**R-Star** · 11-28-2012, 01:09 PM

Pimped Out? More like ChildRaptist Out....

**Porn Player** · 11-28-2012, 01:45 PM

Pimped Out? More like 'Just Broke Out'....

**King Sancho Fantastic** · 11-28-2012, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pimped Out

Pancho Villa wants his stache back...

**R-Star** · 11-30-2012, 04:58 PM

I'll be nice and share in some insults with Pimped Out.

Nimreitz · 11-30-2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pimped Out

Oh dear god. I grew a horseshoe mustache one summer when I wasn't working, but I tried to stay out of public as much as possible.

**R-Star** · 11-30-2012, 05:15 PM

Horseshoe? Its handlebar bro.

Nimreitz · 11-30-2012, 05:21 PM

As a matter of fact, it is not. THIS is a handlebar

11-11-2012, 07:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
ChrisWoj Restore the Roar Join Date: May 2005 Location: Goshen, Indiana Age: 28 Posts: 4,999 Rep Power: 3175181	Re: Movember I don't get the whole "You're doing this, you must be a hipster!" thing. Or you must be emo, you must be scene, you must be... what the ** ever. ing idiots. Seriously. Nobody can just do this for the simple fact that: It ing amuses me. __________________ DETROIT! Lets Restore the Roar! We can all to that. check.the.detroit.tigers.forum THE DETROIT TIGERS WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS - ChrisWoj [05.30.06] - Midnight_Marauder [05.31.06] - Ghost [05.31.06] - Sixerfanforlife [06.05.06] - Ron Mexico [07.02.06] - Dissonance19 [07.24.06] - bball2223 [08.09.06] OMG MY SIG IS OBSOLETE!**

11-13-2012, 06:26 AM	#18 (permalink)
Porn Player Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Jolly Ingerland.. Age: 25 Posts: 26,500 Rep Power: 21474873	Re: Movember I didn't realise how poor my moustache was until this morning. Story Time. Porn enters barber shop, sits down in the chair and briefly describes the look he is going for to the lovely lady who is holding the scissors. Conversation flutters here and there, until it lands on 'Movember'. Porn says 'This place must have had an influx of clients requesting 'tash trimmings', she agrees and says that she has seen all sorts, big Mexican handlebar moustaches, little thin swizzled ones and even one that a customer had somehow linked to his sideburns. She then pauses, looks closely at Porn, he recoils in his chair thinking she will say his isn't too bad, however all she mutters is 'I take it you didn't fancy it this year then?' with not a hint of sarcasm in her voice at all. I'm crushed. I got home and shaved it off. I'm an embarrassment to the moustachioed men everywhere. __________________

11-13-2012, 06:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
King Joseus Ooh Baby, Ooh Baby Join Date: May 2003 Location: USA! USA! USA! Age: 25 Posts: 35,070 Rep Power: 9733648	Re: Movember I'd get that response if I'd started clean on the 1st too. __________________ Interested in joining the KVBL? PM me for information.

11-13-2012, 10:02 AM	#21 (permalink)
Marcus13 Jesus Shuttlesworth Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Indianapolis Age: 25 Posts: 14,030 Rep Power: 3023601	Re: Movember Never even tried to grow a mustache - shit would be weird. As far as No Shave November...no. I couldnt start growing a beard and still show up to work everyday. Stick with the chinstrap __________________

11-28-2012, 12:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
Prince Formerly Known as Quite Frankly Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 23 Posts: 11,968 Rep Power: 4606109	Re: Movember Hunting season was over, so I shaved everything off except the stache. Damn my chin is cold. __________________ 2032 KVBL Champions: Milwaukee Bucks (Prince) Lineup - PG D'Angelo McMillian \| SG Eddy Sweet \| SF Cameron Clothier \| PF Mario Rogic \| C Greg Hope \| 6th man C Andre Wright Finals MVP: Greg Hope 2033 KVBL Champions: Milwaukee Bucks (Prince) Lineup - PG D'Angelo McMillian \| SG Joseph McDaniels \| SF Cameron Clothier \| PF Mario Rogic \| C Greg Hope \| 6th man C Peter Acres Finals MVP: Greg Hope Fear the Deer Minnesota Timberwolves

11-28-2012, 01:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
Pimped Out Not Just Dumb, Aggie Dumb Join Date: May 2005 Location: God's Waiting Room Posts: 18,778 Rep Power: 21474863	Re: Movember __________________ I travelled the world and the seven seas I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA

11-28-2012, 01:09 PM	#24 (permalink)
R-Star The Original Paul George Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The village of Clive, bro Age: 30 Posts: 38,312 Rep Power: 21474886	Re: Movember Pimped Out? More like ChildRaptist Out.... __________________

11-28-2012, 01:45 PM	#25 (permalink)
Porn Player Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Jolly Ingerland.. Age: 25 Posts: 26,500 Rep Power: 21474873	Re: Movember Pimped Out? More like 'Just Broke Out'.... __________________

11-30-2012, 04:58 PM	#27 (permalink)
R-Star The Original Paul George Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The village of Clive, bro Age: 30 Posts: 38,312 Rep Power: 21474886	Re: Movember I'll be nice and share in some insults with Pimped Out. __________________

11-30-2012, 05:15 PM	#29 (permalink)
R-Star The Original Paul George Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The village of Clive, bro Age: 30 Posts: 38,312 Rep Power: 21474886	Re: Movember Horseshoe? Its handlebar bro. __________________

11-30-2012, 05:21 PM	#30 (permalink)
Nimreitz Legend Join Date: May 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 29 Posts: 16,247 Rep Power: 14813408	Re: Movember As a matter of fact, it is not. THIS is a handlebar

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