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**Prince** · 11-12-2012, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

How am I the only one that voted bacon? It has to be some damn good hypothetical bacon to be included in this survey, and it's not everyday you get the chance to eat some prime bacon. Girls wander the earth constantly, bacon.. bacon requires more preparation, and let's not even get into flavors.

I even voted for sex over. I'm disappointed in you.

**Prince** · 11-12-2012, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamel Irief

Well, it would have to be a guy from Wisconsin that made this post.

Don't rope the rest of us Wisconsinites into this. I will have no part in taking bacon over sex.

**E.H. Munro** · 11-12-2012, 10:03 AM

Hell, in Japan they combine the two pastimes!

**BlakeJesus** · 11-12-2012, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by E.H. Munro

Hell, in Japan they combine the two pastimes!

This sounds like the right answer.

I chose sex over bacon, and it wasn't really a discussion. Bacon's tasty and all, and I eat it pretty frequently, but trying to compare bacon and sex is a pretty tall order for bacon to live up to.

**Jamel Irief** · 11-12-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Don't rope the rest of us Wisconsinites into this. I will have no part in taking bacon over sex.

I've seen pictures of people in your state. 36 karat only helped reinforce my stereotype.

But I imagine you do have great beer and bacon. Curious, what different "flavors" are there of bacon? Are we just talking seasonings?

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**roux2dope** · 11-12-2012, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamel Irief

I've seen pictures of people in your state. 36 karat only helped reinforce my stereotype.

But I imagine you do have great beer and bacon. Curious, what different "flavors" are there of bacon? Are we just talking seasonings?

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You do know that wisconsin isnt even close to the fattest state in the country right? Pretty much the entire south trumps us.

Nimreitz · 11-12-2012, 04:06 PM

So 43% of Canadians are married to fatasses who eat a lot of bacon. Okay.

Obviously I picked sex, are you kidding me? Even in hypothetical land where I was the greatest Casanova ever, bacon would still be easier to get than sex. Also it's not nearly as good anyway. It's just food. Would you rather have a bear claw than sex? Come on you fat ****s.

**E.H. Munro** · 11-12-2012, 05:29 PM

Yeah, but what if it's one of those bacon cheddar bear claws they're so famous for in Saskatchewan?

36 Karat · 11-12-2012, 06:25 PM

Very much not obese people, so no worries there. I think my vote speaks more of my inability to cook for myself on the regular. If anything, I'm with E.H. and the Japanese. ****, then feed each other bacon.

**Prince** · 11-12-2012, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamel Irief

I've seen pictures of people in your state. 36 karat only helped reinforce my stereotype.

But I imagine you do have great beer and bacon. Curious, what different "flavors" are there of bacon? Are we just talking seasonings?

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In terms of flavors it could be certain seasoned bacon or different kinds of smoked bacon. Good example (and a favorite of mine) is Applewood Smoked Bacon.

**Prince** · 11-12-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

Very much not obese people, so no worries there. I think my vote speaks more of my inability to cook for myself on the regular. If anything, I'm with E.H. and the Japanese. ****, then feed each other bacon.

Bingo. Work up an appetite and then eat a heart stopping amount of bacon.

**E.H. Munro** · 11-12-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

Very much not obese people, so no worries there. I think my vote speaks more of my inability to cook for myself on the regular. If anything, I'm with E.H. and the Japanese. ****, then feed each other bacon.

Noooooo. If only the Japanese were that normal. I was referring to the notorious Tokyo restaurant where the patrons pay a huge premium to have sex with their dinner before the chef kills it and cooks it.

36 Karat · 11-12-2012, 08:47 PM

Hahahahaha, oh my. That's.. that's just.. wow. Yeah, I definitely wasn't imagining that. Talk about capitalism, Japan.

**E.H. Munro** · 11-12-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

Hahahahaha, oh my. That's.. that's just.. wow.

That's just Japan, where bad craziness reigns.

**R-Star** · 11-12-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimreitz

So 43% of Canadians are married to fatasses who eat a lot of bacon. Okay.

Obviously I picked sex, are you kidding me? Even in hypothetical land where I was the greatest Casanova ever, bacon would still be easier to get than sex. Also it's not nearly as good anyway. It's just food. Would you rather have a bear claw than sex? Come on you fat ****s.

You're probably right. America as a whole is in much better shape than Canada and is not the most morbidly obese country in history.......... except you're not, and it is.

View Poll Results: Make your pick
Bacon	4	17.39%
Sex	19	82.61%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

11-12-2012, 10:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,272 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: Inspired by Canadians: Would you rather have Bacon or have Sex? Hell, in Japan they combine the two pastimes! __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

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Nimreitz Legend Join Date: May 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 29 Posts: 16,247 Rep Power: 14813408	Re: Inspired by Canadians: Would you rather have Bacon or have Sex? So 43% of Canadians are married to fatasses who eat a lot of bacon. Okay. Obviously I picked sex, are you kidding me? Even in hypothetical land where I was the greatest Casanova ever, bacon would still be easier to get than sex. Also it's not nearly as good anyway. It's just food. Would you rather have a bear claw than sex? Come on you fat ****s.

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E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,272 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: Inspired by Canadians: Would you rather have Bacon or have Sex? Yeah, but what if it's one of those bacon cheddar bear claws they're so famous for in Saskatchewan? __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

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36 Karat Mammal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Milwaukee Age: 22 Posts: 2,299 Rep Power: 1991515	Re: Inspired by Canadians: Would you rather have Bacon or have Sex? Very much not obese people, so no worries there. I think my vote speaks more of my inability to cook for myself on the regular. If anything, I'm with E.H. and the Japanese. ****, then feed each other bacon.

11-12-2012, 08:47 PM	#28 (permalink)
36 Karat Mammal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Milwaukee Age: 22 Posts: 2,299 Rep Power: 1991515	Re: Inspired by Canadians: Would you rather have Bacon or have Sex? Hahahahaha, oh my. That's.. that's just.. wow. Yeah, I definitely wasn't imagining that. Talk about capitalism, Japan.

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