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**Prince** · 11-12-2012, 09:06 PM

Your neighbor to the south is filled with chubby chasers.

**BlakeJesus** · 11-12-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

In terms of flavors it could be certain seasoned bacon or different kinds of smoked bacon. Good example (and a favorite of mine) is Applewood Smoked Bacon.

I like the Double Smoked bacon too.

36 Karat · 11-12-2012, 09:26 PM

**Prince** · 11-12-2012, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BlakeJesus

I like the Double Smoked bacon too.

Yeah. Really any kind of smoke bacon you can't go wrong with. I also like mapled cured bacon and peppered bacon.

Mr. Hobbes · 11-12-2012, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by E.H. Munro

Noooooo. If only the Japanese were that normal. I was referring to the notorious Tokyo restaurant where the patrons pay a huge premium to have sex with their dinner before the chef kills it and cooks it.

Read that article too. Their red light district is a little different.

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Originally Posted by R-Star

You're probably right. America as a whole is in much better shape than Canada and is not the most morbidly obese country in history.......... except you're not, and it is.

Alright this is ridiculous... there's no reason for bacon to create division.

Before all you geniuses get carried away, read the OP again.

"In a recent survey conducted by Maple Leaf Foods"....just stop already.

36 Karat · 11-13-2012, 12:23 AM

This thread reminds me, Prince ****ed my cousin. Back in high school. You mother****er. Rather, you cousin****er. If my memory serves right, I didn't even find out until after-the-fact. Your act of indecency was done without my consent. For all I know, you even ate bacon with her!

Then again, within months of you two splitting she was pregnant with the first of a few spawn.

Well-played sir.

e-monk · 11-13-2012, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Yeah. Really any kind of smoke bacon you can't go wrong with. I also like mapled cured people and peppered bacon.

um?

Nimreitz · 11-13-2012, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by R-Star

You're probably right. America as a whole is in much better shape than Canada and is not the most morbidly obese country in history.......... except you're not, and it is.

Give me a break, I didn't say anything about America. For the record, I think 50% of America is obese.

**R-Star** · 11-13-2012, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimreitz

Give me a break, I didn't say anything about America. For the record, I think 50% of America is obese.

Oh yea? Well 50% of your face is ugly.

**Pimped Out** · 11-13-2012, 05:28 PM

I wouldnt even consider bacon over sex. I would, however, consider brisket or steak, depending on the quality of the meat and sex.

Nimreitz · 11-13-2012, 05:29 PM

If I was 65 and married to some fat crone I'd take bacon.

**Prince** · 11-13-2012, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by e-monk

um?

Holy shit I was baked last night.

**Prince** · 11-13-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

This thread reminds me, Prince ****ed my cousin. Back in high school. You mother****er. Rather, you cousin****er. If my memory serves right, I didn't even find out until after-the-fact. Your act of indecency was done without my consent. For all I know, you even ate bacon with her!

Then again, within months of you two splitting she was pregnant with the first of a few spawn.

Well-played sir.

Hell no I didn't **** your cousin because she was out of this world baby crazy. She told me to **** her without a condom and to pull out. Pass. Things deteriorated from there and we broke up (another good story in itself). Then as memory serves, the guy who knocked her up was told to pull out and she didn't let him.

Dodged a bullet.

Mr. Hobbes · 11-13-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by R-Star

Oh yea? Well 50% of your face is ugly.

Nice.

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Originally Posted by Nimreitz

If I was 65 and married to some fat crone I'd take bacon.

If I was General Petraeus I'd take bacon.

Nimreitz · 11-13-2012, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Hell no I didn't **** your cousin because she was out of this world baby crazy. She told me to **** her without a condom and to pull out. Pass. Things deteriorated from there and we broke up (another good story in itself). Then as memory serves, the guy who knocked her up was told to pull out and she didn't let him.

Dodged a bullet.

Haha, I would have rawdogged her and pulled out

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Bacon	4	17.39%
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