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Nimreitz · 11-13-2012, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by R-Star

So if you get someone pregnant you're basically telling them they're on their own then.

If it happens like that dude Prince knows? Yup. She has other options. I'll pay for half the abortion or go get the Plan B. If you really want a kid that bad that's your call, but I'll be the dude who makes sure he doesn't make enough money to even have his wages garnished. Go ahead and tell the kid his dad is an asshole and leave out the part about the mommy being a stupid pathetic whore.

If contraception failed, of if I just got lazy or something, I'll accept some responsibility, but we're talking about a legally required amount. Plan B exists. Abortions exist.

**Cris** · 11-13-2012, 09:46 PM

**E.H. Munro** · 11-13-2012, 10:04 PM

Suddenly I have a yen for bacon

**Bogg** · 11-14-2012, 08:30 AM

I mean, are we talking about only having one or the other ever, or is it along the lines of choosing between a big bacon spread or meeting my girlfriend at home right now? If it's ever, I'm going with sex. If we're talking about just right now, I'd pick the big bacon lunch.

**E.H. Munro** · 11-14-2012, 08:44 AM

**R-Star** · 11-14-2012, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimreitz

If it happens like that dude Prince knows? Yup. She has other options. I'll pay for half the abortion or go get the Plan B. If you really want a kid that bad that's your call, but I'll be the dude who makes sure he doesn't make enough money to even have his wages garnished. Go ahead and tell the kid his dad is an asshole and leave out the part about the mommy being a stupid pathetic whore.

If contraception failed, of if I just got lazy or something, I'll accept some responsibility, but we're talking about a legally required amount. Plan B exists. Abortions exist.

You're 29 man.

I assume you live in a 1 bedroom apartment somewhere?

This doesn't surprise me.

Nimreitz · 11-14-2012, 03:30 PM

Yeah of course. It shouldn't surprise you.

36 Karat · 11-14-2012, 07:04 PM

I don't know what the **** I started but Cris wins the thread.

Prince, glad to hear you didn't **** my psycho cousin.

**Prince** · 11-14-2012, 07:16 PM

Yeah that would have ****ed up my life. Bullet dodged.

36 Karat · 11-14-2012, 07:25 PM

**R-Star** · 11-14-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimreitz

Yeah of course. It shouldn't surprise you.

And you don't wake up feeling pathetic?

**Cris** · 11-14-2012, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

I don't know what the **** I started but Cris wins the thread.

Prince, glad to hear you didn't **** my psycho cousin.

I created an interesting discussion to say the least plus a hot chick or two with a bacon top. Delicious all the way around.

Nimreitz · 11-15-2012, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by R-Star

And you don't wake up feeling pathetic?

As a matter of fact, I have an innate feeling of superiority.

**Jamel Irief** · 11-15-2012, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by R-Star

You're 29 man.

I assume you live in a 1 bedroom apartment somewhere?

This doesn't surprise me.

Not somewhere, a 1 bedroom in Wisconsin.

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**R-Star** · 11-15-2012, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimreitz

As a matter of fact, I have an innate feeling of superiority.

Well that's fairly undeserved I'd say.

I guess when you get old and die though, they can just throw the body and your meager possessions into a dumpster and call it a day.

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E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,260 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: Inspired by Canadians: Would you rather have Bacon or have Sex? __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

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