Inspired by Canadians: Would you rather have Bacon or have Sex? - Basketball Forum : Professional and College Basketball Forums

**Cris** · 11-11-2012, 08:24 PM

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The people of Canada sure love their bacon. In a recent survey conducted by Maple Leaf Foods, 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex. Are you surprised? If you’re a daily reader of Bacon Today the answer is probably no. In fact, you’re probably asking a question of your own — Canadian or Traditional bacon? Sadly, the survey was not that specific.

Some other interesting findings in the survey:

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Move over High Karate…23% of men ranked bacon as their number one favorite fragrance
Four out of five respondents (82%) who said they love bacon also said they are good lovers
Nearly one in four of respondents (23%) wondered if ‘my partner loves bacon more than me’

http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-...acon-over-sex/

If you had to chose, would your choice be bacon or sex?

**Headliner** · 11-11-2012, 08:36 PM

This survey was clearly done in a Mormon church. All the nuns took the survey.

**Hyperion** · 11-11-2012, 08:41 PM

Um, they all say that they're good on bed. If they were good at it, it wouldn't be a choice, it's sex. It's the greatest activity ever. Bacon is crap. It's burned pieces of meat that at like potato chips.

**roux2dope** · 11-11-2012, 08:58 PM

sex with the wife or bacon? How much bacon? Is the bacon flavored? Is it all i can eat bacon?

**Prince** · 11-11-2012, 09:40 PM

As much as I love bacon, I love sex more.

**Jamel Irief** · 11-11-2012, 10:07 PM

Don't think I've eaten bacon in like 5-6 months... sadly in my adult life I have almost gone that long without sex (though not by choice) Plus Canadians love bacon as much as they love snow.

**Dornado** · 11-11-2012, 10:49 PM

sex with who exactly? or is it sex with bacon?

**Knick Killer** · 11-11-2012, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamel Irief

Don't think I've eaten bacon in like 5-6 months... sadly in my adult life I have almost gone that long without sex (though not by choice) Plus Canadians love bacon as much as they love snow.

Just because it snows up here it doesn't mean we love snow...majority of us ****ing hate it.

And oh yeah, sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bacon.

36 Karat · 11-12-2012, 12:58 AM

How am I the only one that voted bacon? It has to be some damn good hypothetical bacon to be included in this survey, and it's not everyday you get the chance to eat some prime bacon. Girls wander the earth constantly, bacon.. bacon requires more preparation, and let's not even get into flavors.

**Porn Player** · 11-12-2012, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

How am I the only one that voted bacon? It has to be some damn good hypothetical bacon to be included in this survey, and it's not everyday you get the chance to eat some prime bacon. Girls wander the earth constantly, bacon.. bacon requires more preparation, and let's not even get into flavors.

Are you suggesting bacon variety has more depth to it than the female race?

Mr. Hobbes · 11-12-2012, 02:21 AM

SMH

**E.H. Munro** · 11-12-2012, 07:48 AM

If Epic Meal Time is any guide then Canuckians vote "bacon" by a 12 or 13 to 1 margin.

**Dre** · 11-12-2012, 08:37 AM

Don't even eat Bacon

**Porn Player** · 11-12-2012, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dre

Don't even eat Bacon

Too busy eating pussy. *High 5 bro*

**Jamel Irief** · 11-12-2012, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 36 Karat

How am I the only one that voted bacon? It has to be some damn good hypothetical bacon to be included in this survey, and it's not everyday you get the chance to eat some prime bacon. Girls wander the earth constantly, bacon.. bacon requires more preparation, and let's not even get into flavors.

Well, it would have to be a guy from Wisconsin that made this post.

View Poll Results: Make your pick
Bacon	4	17.39%
Sex	19	82.61%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

11-11-2012, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
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