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Old 12-01-2012, 11:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Unicorns’ Existence Proven, Says North Korea

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You can be forgiven for thinking that unicorns only exist in medieval fables and modern-day cartoons. North Korean scientists say you are wrong.

On Thursday, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), the North Korea’s government mouthpiece, said scientists “reconfirmed” the location of the burial site of the unicorn ridden by King Dongmyeong, the founding father of the ancient Korean kingdom of Goguryeo (37 BC-668 AD).

The unicorn’s grave was rediscovered near a temple in the capital Pyongyang, with a rectangular rock engraved with the words ‘Unicorn Lair’ at its entrance, according to the report. The report did not elaborate on what further evidence of the royal unicorn’s existence was discovered.

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The North Korean news agency does not have much of a reputation for factual accuracy. When the country’s former dictator Kim Jong Il died in December 2011, it reported a rock carving glowing brightly and ice near his presumed birthplace to have cracked “so loud, it seemed to shake the Heavens and the Earth” in mourning of the Dear Leader. While he was alive, Kim reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in three years while at university, and shot eleven holes-in-one the first time he played golf (a feat verified by his 17 bodyguards).

Looking back at those reports, unicorns don’t seem that far off.

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Old 12-01-2012, 12:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Unicorns’ Existence Proven, Says North Korea

The north koreans are hilarious when it come to stuff like this
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Re: Unicorns’ Existence Proven, Says North Korea

At some point you have to wonder if they're just trolling us...
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Re: Unicorns’ Existence Proven, Says North Korea

The crazy part is the NKs believe that stuff.
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Re: Unicorns’ Existence Proven, Says North Korea

This isn't for real?

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Re: Unicorns’ Existence Proven, Says North Korea

The Chinese Communist party newspaper fell for the sexiest man alive satire. The North Koreans are confirming that Unicorns used to exist. Scientifically speaking that might be correct, but I don't see the data they are basing this on. I have to check with the GOP Senate caucus before I believe your science.
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