Vampire Loose in Serbia - Basketball Forum : Professional and College Basketball Forums

**RollWithEm** · 12-03-2012, 05:51 PM

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There's a legendary vampire, Sava Savanovic, who's made his home among the villagers of Zorazje. According to legend he lives in an old wooden mill on the Rogačica river. He'd occasionally suck on the blood of a miller, but, so long as you steered clear of the place at night, you had little to fear.

In fact, the supposed vampire mill became a bit of a tourist spot for the town. That is, until the wood rotted and the mill collapsed.

"People are very worried," says local municipal assembly member Miodrag Vujetic. "Everybody knows the legend of this vampire, and the thought that he is now homeless and looking for somewhere else and possibly other victims is terrifying people. We are all frightened."

Serbia is no stranger to vampire lore. In fact, in 1732 it was home to the most thoroughly documented and widely circulated vampire account in the world. Seems a regiment medical officer, Dr. Johannes Flückinger, was dispatched by the Honorable Supreme Command to Serbia, where exhumed the bodies of 13 supposed vampires. And in case you think they weren't serious about the endeavor, after examinations were done the local gypsies decapitated the bodies and burned them.

Now Serbia is in terror again. Whether Sava Savanovic is real or not, there can be no question that his shadow will be darkening the doorsteps of all the homes in Zorazje tonight.

http://blastr.com/2012/11/official-warning-from-seb.php

**Prince** · 12-03-2012, 06:01 PM

kbdullah · 12-05-2012, 11:36 AM

Decapitated the bodies and burned them? No garlic, silver, or staking?

**RollWithEm** · 12-05-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by kbdullah

Decapitated the bodies and burned them? No garlic, silver, or staking?

You think they didn't go extreme enough?

**E.H. Munro** · 12-05-2012, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by kbdullah

Decapitated the bodies and burned them? No garlic, silver, or staking?

Well, garlic only keeps the vampires at bay and silver is for werewolves. Staking still requires decapitation or, per Hammer Films, some sneaky bastard can come by and remove the stake immediately bringing the vampire back to life. So, knowing this those gypsies took no chances and grabbed the bodies that Dr. Flückinger staked, cut their damned heads off and tossed them on a fire, because that's just how those bastards roll.

**Bogg** · 12-05-2012, 01:17 PM

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

**RollWithEm** · 12-05-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bogg

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

In my mind, the biggest question here is whether or not this was a job for "the local gypsies".

**Bogg** · 12-05-2012, 01:58 PM

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In my mind, the biggest question here is whether or not this was a job for "the local gypsies".

They find that word wildly offensive.

**RollWithEm** · 12-05-2012, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bogg

They find that word wildly offensive.

I now apologize to local gypsies everywhere. Please do not steal my caravan.

**Bogg** · 12-05-2012, 02:07 PM

Ha, good luck getting your tin repaired now. A gypsy never forgets.

**RollWithEm** · 12-05-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bogg

Ha, good luck getting your tin repaired now. A gypsy never forgets.

I thought that was an elephant.

**Bogg** · 12-05-2012, 02:23 PM

You're an elephant.

**RollWithEm** · 12-05-2012, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bogg

You're an elephant.

Are you saying I have a large trunk in front?

**E.H. Munro** · 12-05-2012, 02:32 PM

No, he means that you eat peanuts with your nose and have bowel movements that are potentially fatal for innocent bystanders.

**RollWithEm** · 12-05-2012, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by E.H. Munro

No, he means that you eat peanuts with your nose and have bowel movements that are potentially fatal for innocent bystanders.

I'm glad you edited what you originally posted. It was a weak comeback on an epic scale.

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12-05-2012, 11:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
kbdullah Star Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 3,429 Rep Power: 1266257	Re: Vampire Loose in Serbia Decapitated the bodies and burned them? No garlic, silver, or staking?

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Bogg Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,617 Rep Power: 4050067	Re: Vampire Loose in Serbia If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

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Bogg Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,617 Rep Power: 4050067	Re: Vampire Loose in Serbia Ha, good luck getting your tin repaired now. A gypsy never forgets.

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Bogg Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,617 Rep Power: 4050067	Re: Vampire Loose in Serbia You're an elephant.

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E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,281 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: Vampire Loose in Serbia No, he means that you eat peanuts with your nose and have bowel movements that are potentially fatal for innocent bystanders. __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

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