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**RollWithEm** · 01-04-2013, 07:00 AM

Guy attacked by gang that included pair of Oompa-Loompas. Really.

Courtesy of HuffPost

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According to WTVR.com, the 28-year-old man was assaulted in a city center by four individuals -- two of whom had been dressed up as the orange-skinned characters made famous in Roald Dahl's children's book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

The man reportedly "suffered cuts to his face, nose and lip, as well as two black eyes" after being confronted by the group last Thursday.

The Guardian reports that the two Oompa Loompas, believed to be men, were accompanied by a woman and a man "not wearing fancy dress."

Police say that the costumed men had "painted orange faces and dyed green hair." They were said to have also been wearing "hooped tops."

"One of the males in the group…pushed the victim to the floor before he got up," a spokesman for Norfolk police said, according to Sky News. "He was then hit on the head, fell to the floor and hit again."

Police are currently searching for the perpetrators.

It seems that the Oompa-Loompas remain at large.

e-monk · 01-04-2013, 07:23 AM

there are certain lines that you just dont cross - wonka

kbdullah · 01-04-2013, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by e-monk

there are certain lines that you just dont cross - wonka

and trying to sneak candy out of the chocolate factory is one of those lines

**RollWithEm** · 01-04-2013, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kbdullah

and trying to sneak candy out of the chocolate factory is one of those lines

I thought it was fine as long as it wasn't an everlasting gobstopper.

**Hyperion** · 01-04-2013, 09:17 AM

oompa Loompa Dumble Doo Deed
I have a couple of ways to make you bleed
What do you get when I hit you with a pipe
A collapse on the floor without any life
What do you get I kick in your teeth
A reason for you to call for helth
You are lisping cuz your mouth is broken too

oompa Loompa Doompa dobadee dum!

**Dornado** · 01-04-2013, 10:04 AM

Some credit for the effort... but couldn't it have at least rhymed?

**Hyperion** · 01-04-2013, 11:13 AM

rhymes enough for a 30 second quip.

**RollWithEm** · 01-04-2013, 11:31 AM

I respect the effort. Don't let Dornado drag you down.

**Laker Freak** · 01-04-2013, 12:15 PM

If I got my ass kicked by a couple of Oompa-Loompas, I'd be way to ashamed to bring this story to the press/cops.

**Porn Player** · 01-04-2013, 12:22 PM

They weren't little. No shame in getting beat up by 4 men, tough guy

**E.H. Munro** · 01-04-2013, 02:22 PM

Apparently the police have IDed one of the suspects and have a photo of him

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E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,272 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: Guy attacked by Oompa-Loompas: UPDATED Apparently the police have IDed one of the suspects and have a photo of him __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

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