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**E.H. Munro** · 01-24-2013, 09:18 AM

I like to think of Florida as Japan for Americans. Why you ask? Well, it's stories like this one

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In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

**Pimped Out** · 01-24-2013, 02:25 PM

as a resident of Fort Myers, nothing about that story surprises me.

hobojoe · 01-29-2013, 09:59 PM

I'm just surprised it wasn't in Polk County.

**GrandKenyon6** · 01-30-2013, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by hobojoe

I'm just surprised it wasn't in Polk County.

Yup. I had the unfortunate experience of working in Winter Haven. Blech.

**Diable** · 01-30-2013, 09:28 AM

This sounds like Bath Salts or something. Wow this guy must have been really ****ed up.

**E.H. Munro** · 01-30-2013, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GrandKenyon6

Yup. I had the unfortunate experience of working in Winter Haven. Blech.

And Winter Haven used to be worse in February in March during spring training (I went down for two weeks one year when the Red Sox were still there).

**Pimped Out** · 01-30-2013, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Diable

This sounds like Bath Salts or something. Wow this guy must have been really ****ed up.

or he's just gone crazy from living in florida

**E.H. Munro** · 01-30-2013, 11:18 PM

Sex, Senators, New Jersey, & underaged Dominican hookers. Oh my.

**E.H. Munro** · 02-04-2013, 07:56 AM

A coworker is on vacation down in the PBC, and solicited a a quote from a GC down there for some work on their vacation home. Unfortunately my coworker gave the GC his business card which included both the general office email and his particular company email, so the GC sent his estimate to both addresses. Why does this matter? I hear you ask. Because the the GC's name is Richard M. Head and his company called Richard Head Contracting.

**Bogg** · 02-04-2013, 08:03 AM

That.......that's not a real person.

**E.H. Munro** · 02-05-2013, 09:10 AM

Indeed it is. Though I misread the middle initial (poor quality scan), it's Richard D. Head.

**ChrisWoj** · 02-14-2013, 11:56 AM

Am I the only one here following FloridaMan on Twitter?

Twitter feed that collects all headlines with "Florida Man" - fantastic.

**E.H. Munro** · 03-02-2013, 09:33 PM

You mean like this story about some heroic students that prevented a shooting on a schoolbus and got suspended for fighting (disarming the roid-raging football player pointing the loaded gun at another student)?

01-24-2013, 02:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pimped Out Not Just Dumb, Aggie Dumb Join Date: May 2005 Location: God's Waiting Room Posts: 18,778 Rep Power: 21474863	Re: It's Florida as a resident of Fort Myers, nothing about that story surprises me. __________________ I travelled the world and the seven seas I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA

01-29-2013, 09:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
hobojoe Legend Asteroids Champion! Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 22,421 Rep Power: 7484949	Re: It's Florida I'm just surprised it wasn't in Polk County.

01-30-2013, 09:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
Diable Limehouse Blues Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 22,362 Rep Power: 14650805	Re: It's Florida This sounds like Bath Salts or something. Wow this guy must have been really ****ed up. __________________

01-30-2013, 11:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,457 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: It's Florida Sex, Senators, New Jersey, & underaged Dominican hookers. Oh my. __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

02-04-2013, 07:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,457 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: It's Florida A coworker is on vacation down in the PBC, and solicited a a quote from a GC down there for some work on their vacation home. Unfortunately my coworker gave the GC his business card which included both the general office email and his particular company email, so the GC sent his estimate to both addresses. Why does this matter? I hear you ask. Because the the GC's name is Richard M. Head and his company called Richard Head Contracting. __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

02-04-2013, 08:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bogg Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,734 Rep Power: 4050067	Re: It's Florida That.......that's not a real person.

02-05-2013, 09:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,457 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: It's Florida Indeed it is. Though I misread the middle initial (poor quality scan), it's Richard D. Head. __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

02-14-2013, 11:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
ChrisWoj Restore the Roar Join Date: May 2005 Location: Goshen, Indiana Age: 28 Posts: 4,998 Rep Power: 3175181	Re: It's Florida Am I the only one here following FloridaMan on Twitter? Twitter feed that collects all headlines with "Florida Man" - fantastic. __________________ DETROIT! Lets Restore the Roar! We can all to that. check.the.detroit.tigers.forum THE DETROIT TIGERS WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS - ChrisWoj [05.30.06] - Midnight_Marauder [05.31.06] - Ghost [05.31.06] - Sixerfanforlife [06.05.06] - Ron Mexico [07.02.06] - Dissonance19 [07.24.06] - bball2223 [08.09.06] OMG MY SIG IS OBSOLETE!

03-02-2013, 09:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
E.H. Munro Baddest Honky Mofo Alive Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,457 Rep Power: 21474869	Re: It's Florida You mean like this story about some heroic students that prevented a shooting on a schoolbus and got suspended for fighting (disarming the roid-raging football player pointing the loaded gun at another student)? __________________ If everyone loves you you're doing it wrong. "Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed The Power of 99 Press "He thinks it's going to be fun being governor. It's only fun being governor of New York if you have money to spend, and I spent it all." Nelson Rockefeller on his successor, Hugh Carey.

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