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Re: FBR Open
Haha, all this talk about Phil getting it back and he misses the cut.
However, a couple good things to take note are: Phil's finally starting to drive the ball better and he was hitting his irons good yesterday. His putter was ****, though.
1st (three putt bogie 27 feet) missed a 4 footer
4th Missed a 15 footer for Birdie
5th Missed a 17 foot birdie
9th missed a 11 foot birdie
10th missed a 15 foot birdie
14th missed an eleven foot birdie
16th (three putt bogie from 28 feet) missed a 4 foot par putt
17th missed a 10 foot birdie putt
Those are eight holes that could have been a lot better.
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