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02-15-2007, 05:20 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Nissan Open
Padraig Harrington in the lead by 3 shots over Phil after the first day.
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-16-2007, 06:30 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
Phil and Harrington are each at -11 after today.
Should be another good weekend.
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-16-2007, 09:38 PM
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IT'S THE PLAYOFFS TIME
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Re: Nissan Open
Phil is playing awsome golf. Whatss with the turnaround?
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02-16-2007, 11:04 PM
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Re: Nissan Open
Yeh, Big Phil getting it done again. I want to see how he plays when Tiger is in the field as well. Maybe this will be the year where Tiger and Phil play head-to-head. I want to see a Norman-Faldo type rivalry. That would be sick.
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Originally Posted by iversonfan 349
Hes just makeing himself look like an even bigger itiot.
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02-17-2007, 12:17 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
Philly Mick's up by two now through 8.
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-17-2007, 07:09 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
Phil hit some bad shots and missed a few short putts today, but still didn't play too bad. He's up by 1 over a Harrington and Beemer (who's playing pretty good).
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-18-2007, 02:44 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
This is going to be close. Allenbey is playing really good today and is only 2 back from Phil who is on the 15th.
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-18-2007, 03:35 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
****, this is making me nervous. Phil has about a 10 footer to save par and win the tournament.
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-18-2007, 03:38 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
Damn it, playoff.
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-18-2007, 03:45 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
I don't think I'll be too upset if Chucky Three Sticks wins, he's played great today, while Phil has not been on his game all weekend.
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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02-18-2007, 04:00 PM
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Reverend Maynard
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Re: Nissan Open
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