[Cometsbiggestfan]

Originally Posted by Pimped Out

would if i could but nope.





a funny story about tmac, one of my friends saw him after a practice last year and went up to him to talk to him and said "hi, my name is sandeep." tmac thought he said sandy and asks "isnt sandy a girls name?" my friend didnt get the joke (or what i hope was a joke) at the time.

I agree with T-Mac. What kind of name is sandeep? Is it his nickname?

[Yao Mania]

Originally Posted by Cometsbiggestfan

I agree with T-Mac. What kind of name is sandeep? Is it his nickname?

it's a very common Indian name, and could be used for guy and girl.

[Cometsbiggestfan]

Originally Posted by Yao Mania

it's a very common Indian name, and could be used for guy and girl.

oh...

[Yao Mania]

Originally Posted by Cometsbiggestfan

oh...

You watched Harold and Kumar? This kinda reminds me of a scene from the movie:

Cop: "What kinda name is Kumar? Is that spelled with like 5 O's and 4 U's?"
Kumar: "Actually it's one U..."
Cop: "Sure kid, whatever you say"

[kisstherim]

the greatest block of all-time

[Demiloy]

Can't stop laughing on that one.

[Pimped Out]

im kinda glad i dont get the games on fsn here so i dont have to feel bad for not watching them... cause either way, i dont think i would watch them with the way they are playing.

[Cometsbiggestfan]

Originally Posted by Pimped Out

im kinda glad i dont get the games on fsn here so i dont have to feel bad for not watching them... cause either way, i dont think i would watch them with the way they are playing.

I agree. I can post atleast 20 things i'd rather watch than a Rockets game.




BTW, did anyone else sign up to be a volunteer during All-Star weekend? The training courses are Wed (12/7) at 7:30pm at the GRB Convention Center.

[HotGirlTracie]

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We should get into the Christmas spirit.....

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my a s s for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady b i t c h e s cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a s sholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a s s and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

[kisstherim]

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[HotGirlTracie]

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FINALS

Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.

Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would loosen their thinking.

In my own apartment,
I had been pacing,
And dreading exams
I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his books,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.

I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went ablur,
I just couldn't study.

"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.

I'd nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades had in school.

When all of a sudden,
Our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put It Off
Ambled inside.

Her spirit was careless,
Her manner was mellow,
She started to bellow:

"What kind of student
Would make such a fuss,
To toss back at teachers
What they tossed at us?"

"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!"

Her message delivered,
She vanished from sight,
But we heard her laughing
Outside in the night..

"Your teachers have pegged you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,

[edyzbasketball]

You're the next Missy Elliott...

[HotGirlTracie]

Originally Posted by edyzbasketball

You're the next Missy Elliott...

Naw.....

[edyzbasketball]

Why not?! You make good rhymes....