 |
09-06-2005, 03:54 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Reverend Maynard
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Heaven
Age: 17
Posts: 6,942
|
Scot Pollard
What the ****?
__________________
And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
|
|
|
|
Sponsored Links
|
Advertisement
|
|
|
09-06-2005, 06:13 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Feel the Rush!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pacertron
Age: 24
Posts: 4,222
|
Re: Scot Pollard
I'm going to pretend that picture isn't real....
|
|
|
|
|
09-06-2005, 06:40 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Legend
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hickville, Indiana
Age: 17
Posts: 14,939
|
Re: Scot Pollard
I wouldn't doubt he did that. He's always doing strange things like that.
|
|
|
|
|
09-06-2005, 06:50 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
3 + 2 = 5
Join Date: Aug 2002
Age: 25
Posts: 22,243
|
Re: Scot Pollard
I love Scot Pollard.
It's like if Paul Shirley used his powers for evil.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballscientist
Prove me wrong, man. Prove me wrong!
|
|
|
|
|
|
09-06-2005, 08:27 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Pat Burke's Hair Tonic
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Orange, CA
Age: 23
Posts: 510
|
Re: Scot Pollard
i met him a few years ago at a wedding...he's a character, that scot.
__________________
Don't Tread.
|
|
|
|
|
09-06-2005, 08:34 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Steal of the Draft
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Oregon
Age: 18
Posts: 7,994
|
Re: Scot Pollard
 Thats ****ing hilarious.. |
|
|
|
|
09-06-2005, 08:35 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Feel the Rush!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pacertron
Age: 24
Posts: 4,222
|
Re: Scot Pollard
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Ezmo
i met him a few years ago at a wedding...he's a character, that scot.
|
Yes, he is definitely a character. The guy is always saying things that crack me up. I remember a few years ago around Thanksgiving he had a great quote about how turkey was making him mad because it can never just be itself(turkey burgers, turkey bacon, etc). He cracks me up.
|
|
|
|
|
09-06-2005, 09:38 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
BasketballBoards 6th Man
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: IU
Age: 23
Posts: 471
|
Re: Scot Pollard
haha I posted that on pacers digest
|
|
|
|
|
09-07-2005, 04:48 AM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Reverend Maynard
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Heaven
Age: 17
Posts: 6,942
|
Re: Scot Pollard
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by The Birdman
haha I posted that on pacers digest
|
Yeah, that's where I saw it.
__________________
And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Scot Pollard
