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I think we touched base on this last offseason, but are we getting an owner for the Bullets anytime soon? Dre has been nonexistent around these parts.

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Dissonance

molidor to orlando
tokerud to portland
tito to spurs
timrhaus foolishly returns to utah
suggs to lions
donaldson to okc
fetters to spurs
doggerty to bucks
guntars to bucks
miyagi to bucks
bell to lions
graham to spurs
huggins returns to clippers
timmons returns to heat
stallings to blazers
ibaka to kings
ricky malone to jazz
vasquez to kings
riley to blazers
dawson to cavs
nemanja to bullets
knezevic back to heat
hale to hawks
turd returns to kings
keisel to bullets
jericho to lakers
jens, harden to celtics
larsgaard to blazers
rogers to nuggets
lancaster to philly
kane to bullets
sampson to wolves
blake to raptors
benedict to clippers
henson to celtics
jacobs to lakers
corbett to okc
copper to spurs
bradford to magic
beiting to blazers
akenzua to suns
jojo anderson and corey walters to bullets
pastner to hawks
tulker to knicks
pannu returns to seattle
willy grant to wolves
mcdonald to heat
wall to bulls
davies to wolves
ohlbrecht to bucks
carlton james to cavs
sambo to grizz
hilton to cavs
knight to kings
kota to cavs
heinonen to suns
jeremy james to nets
jackson smith to magic
greenway to denver
garrett to okc
nielsen to lions
clover to cavs
grubbs to blazers
moncova to sixers
fantastigas back to lakers
andrews to hawks
torre returns to clips
gilchrist to raptors
harvey to pistons
daniels to kings
garcia returns to lakers
jaxon blake to sonics

Dissonance

briansbbf 10:12 pm
(10:12:05 PM): VVVV
(10:12:06 PM): CCCCC
(10:12:07 PM): 333333
EvilTim48 10:12 pm
(10:12:09 PM): Offer him some of that government weed
(10:12:31 PM): If Smath signs all the FA, we know why.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:12 pm
(10:12:40 PM): yea duh , miami met will all old FA'ers offering weed/hookers everything exept money ~_~
EvilTim48 10:13 pm
(10:13:08 PM): Come to Lexington. Play your home games in a mall.
briansbbf 10:13 pm
(10:13:14 PM): lol
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:13 pm
(10:13:15 PM): lol
briansbbf 10:13 pm
(10:13:54 PM): hows bron shooting 54% from the floor
(10:13:59 PM): and 43% from three
(10:14:01 PM): lol
(10:14:08 PM): that is some crazy shit
EvilTim48 10:14 pm
(10:14:13 PM): Because 54 out of every 100 shots he takes go in
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:14 pm
(10:14:20 PM): ~_~
briansbbf 10:14 pm
(10:14:26 PM): ~_~
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:14 pm
(10:14:34 PM): kobe for MVP
EvilTim48 10:14 pm
(10:14:44 PM): Kobe for leading the league in rape charges
briansbbf 10:14 pm
(10:14:48 PM): i want melo to win it
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:14 pm
(10:14:53 PM): lol
LiquidkohanSnake 10:14 pm
(10:14:56 PM): LeBron is a silly man who does silly things.
EvilTim48 10:15 pm
(10:15:13 PM): LeBron does whatever he feels like
Hardaway49 10:15 pm
(10:15:18 PM): yes he is Zei
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:15 pm
(10:15:35 PM): id imagine making 30M dollars a year and beeing famos as shit would get u laid tons... donno why those dudes need to rape =-O
jrahl11 10:16 pm
(10:16:25 PM): lol
Jestyr21 10:16 pm
(10:16:25 PM): Tell that to Tiger woods too
jrahl11 10:16 pm
(10:16:28 PM): lol
Dissonance19 10:16 pm
(10:16:47 PM): this again? cuz he didnt rape anyone
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:16 pm
(10:16:51 PM): umz tiger woods didn't rape though
Dissonance19 10:16 pm
(10:16:59 PM): re: kobe
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:17 pm
(10:17:05 PM): he didnt break any rules right
Jestyr21 10:17 pm
(10:17:12 PM): Kobe wasn't found guilty was he?
Hardaway49 10:17 pm
(10:17:17 PM): Kobe told me you can't rape whores
EvilTim48 10:17 pm
(10:17:20 PM): It's more that I like to make Kobe jokes. Much like Roethlisberger
(10:17:29 PM): No means No Ben.
Dissonance19 10:17 pm
(10:17:32 PM): ben, now..
jrahl11 10:17 pm
(10:17:41 PM): Big Ben was way more guilty than Kobe
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:17 pm
(10:17:54 PM): big ben is so scary
Jestyr21 10:18 pm
(10:18:04 PM): Tiger went to SEX REHAB!!!
(10:18:11 PM): Beat that
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:18 pm
(10:18:11 PM): lmao
EvilTim48 10:18 pm
(10:18:18 PM): The best way to stop Roethlisberger: Have a woman say yes.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:18 pm
(10:18:25 PM): i donno whats worng with nailing a few waitresses at 1 time
jrahl11 10:18 pm
(10:18:47 PM): I want to watch the sexual addiction episode of South Park now haha
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:18 pm
(10:18:58 PM): its the 1 good thing about beeing rich and famos u get any piece of ass u want ~_~
EvilTim48 10:19 pm
(10:19:00 PM): I like NFL teams who give their QBs one job: Don't **** it up.
Dornado5446 10:19 pm
(10:19:04 PM): Kobe raped that girl Diss
gregodenbbf 10:19 pm
(10:19:11 PM): Sex Rehab HBO Show could make money
Dornado5446 10:19 pm
(10:19:11 PM): but I don't feel like digging all of the shit up again
(10:19:23 PM): since I think we had that conversation once
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:19 pm
(10:19:32 PM): probably payed off
Dissonance19 10:19 pm
(10:19:32 PM): No and no
Jestyr21 10:19 pm
(10:19:32 PM): Was listening to cowherd on espn radio... Said he was at a hotel an MLB team was at and at 730 am like a cascade of like a dozen escorts would come out of elevators
omerniv51 10:19 pm
(10:19:35 PM): 3 times i think
Jestyr21 10:19 pm
(10:19:48 PM): Timmy.... Whadda u know bout that?!?!!!
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:19 pm
(10:19:59 PM): lol
EvilTim48 10:20 pm
(10:20:01 PM): I plead the 5th
Jestyr21 10:20 pm
(10:20:05 PM): Lol
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:20 pm
(10:20:26 PM): we had an israeli soccer player , that in a national team match , he nailed a sweedish girl in half time
EvilTim48 10:20 pm
(10:20:32 PM): My buddy had to pick up one of his players from a hotel b/c the kid pick up a hooker.
Dornado5446 10:20 pm
(10:20:33 PM): I was sitting at a table with Jim Thome, Marlon Byrd and some other guys that were on the Phillies once and Marlon Byrd almost got knocked out by the Dornado for hitting on my girlfriend
omerniv51 10:20 pm
(10:20:50 PM): KingJoseus
Harvey to the Nets, max contract, no options
Dornado5446 10:20 pm
(10:20:55 PM): those guys think they can basically do whatever they want
jrahl11 10:20 pm
(10:20:56 PM): lol
EvilTim48 10:21 pm
(10:21:00 PM): The good news is, even if Byrd would have swung at you, he wouldn't hit anything.
LiquidkohanSnake 10:21 pm
(10:21:01 PM): WHAAAT
(10:21:05 PM): Brian you dumb mother ****er.
Dornado5446 10:21 pm
(10:21:08 PM): zzzing
(10:21:15 PM): also, **** Marlon Byrd
LiquidkohanSnake 10:21 pm
(10:21:23 PM): :-D
Jestyr21 10:21 pm
(10:21:27 PM): Marlon Byrd.... Nice
EvilTim48 10:21 pm
(10:21:31 PM): NY would have been safe if the NWS would have named the storm Hurricane A-Rod.
LiquidkohanSnake 10:21 pm
(10:21:38 PM): KJ, make what Omer said happen.
(10:21:40 PM): I need this.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:21 pm
(10:21:59 PM): hows that zei
jrahl11 10:22 pm
(10:22:20 PM): Zei and I would share a laugh if that happened
(10:22:21 PM): haha
LiquidkohanSnake 10:22 pm
(10:22:34 PM): I wouldn't have any laughs to share.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:22 pm
(10:22:37 PM):
EvilTim48 10:22 pm
(10:22:46 PM): I think we'd probably wonder how Brian got ahold of Smath's weed.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:23 pm
(10:23:00 PM): haha
(10:23:15 PM): league office has an announcement to make
(10:23:24 PM): Dre's replacment is........ KEAF :-P
jrahl11 10:23 pm
(10:23:28 PM): lol
Jestyr21 10:23 pm
(10:23:33 PM): Blu!!!!!!
EvilTim48 10:23 pm
(10:23:34 PM): dude, you need more weed.
LiquidkohanSnake 10:23 pm
(10:23:46 PM): When Brian gets ahold of weed he has sex with beds.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:23 pm
(10:23:55 PM): lol
Dissonance19 10:23 pm
(10:23:56 PM): hey look brian's google search results http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8199888e...swjzo1_500.png
briansbbf 10:24 pm
(10:24:00 PM): true story
Jestyr21 10:24 pm
(10:24:07 PM): I vote for blu/keaf duo
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:24 pm
(10:24:13 PM): LOL
(10:24:16 PM): hahahahahahaha
(10:24:26 PM): oh wtf
EvilTim48 10:24 pm
(10:24:32 PM): Give Blue Ortiz and he'll average 40 on 55 percent
LiquidkohanSnake 10:24 pm
(10:24:38 PM): I want jiggles back.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:24 pm
(10:24:38 PM): im so stoned i actually thought the search was "brian"
briansbbf 10:24 pm
(10:24:50 PM): lol
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:24 pm
(10:24:50 PM): untill i looked up =-O
briansbbf 10:24 pm
(10:24:55 PM): ~_~
jrahl11 10:24 pm
(10:24:58 PM): jiggles being back would be awesome
Dissonance19 10:25 pm
(10:25:06 PM): jiggles was awesome
jrahl11 10:25 pm
(10:25:14 PM): shame he kind of just drifted off
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:25 pm
(10:25:18 PM): jinggles
LiquidkohanSnake 10:25 pm
(10:25:23 PM): Jiggles drifted off every season.
EvilTim48 10:25 pm
(10:25:25 PM): SheriffKilla disappeared pretty quick.
omerniv51 10:25 pm
(10:25:35 PM): the game
LiquidkohanSnake 10:25 pm
(10:25:36 PM): Showed up during the offseason, made like twenty moves, then disappeared for another season.
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:25 pm
(10:25:37 PM): shariff
omerniv51 10:25 pm
(10:25:40 PM): best GM ever
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:25 pm
(10:25:43 PM): lol
gregodenbbf 10:25 pm
(10:25:44 PM): smh
EvilTim48 10:25 pm
(10:25:54 PM): Didn't he run over the league at one point?
omerniv51 10:26 pm
(10:26:08 PM): it was the kings
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:26 pm
(10:26:15 PM): scarface?
omerniv51 10:26 pm
(10:26:15 PM): i don't rememmber his name
(10:26:17 PM): yeah
(10:26:22 PM): the little bitch
LiquidkohanSnake 10:26 pm
(10:26:26 PM): Scarface was fun.
gregodenbbf 10:26 pm
(10:26:35 PM): scarface was a beast
Dissonance19 10:26 pm
(10:26:40 PM): 73-9 lost in rd 1. 67 wins another yr. re: sheriff
Jestyr21 10:26 pm
(10:26:46 PM): He left after that rape trade that got reversed right?
Dissonance19 10:26 pm
(10:26:48 PM): he won though that yr
gregodenbbf 10:26 pm
(10:26:56 PM): He was a really good commish in his league too
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:26 pm
(10:26:58 PM): yea goulet
LiquidkohanSnake 10:26 pm
(10:26:59 PM): Did Sheriff win year 1?
Dissonance19 10:27 pm
(10:27:02 PM): yeah
gregodenbbf 10:27 pm
(10:27:04 PM): Veriy dilgent guy
KingJoseus 10:27 pm
(10:27:06 PM): smh at where these chats go
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:27 pm
(10:27:11 PM): lol
LiquidkohanSnake 10:27 pm
(10:27:17 PM): Sheriff, me and MemX as I recall.
EvilTim48 10:27 pm
(10:27:20 PM): History of KVBL 101
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:27 pm
(10:27:33 PM): better start showing some signings KJ... before we get to talk about ur sex slave :-P
Dissonance19 10:27 pm
(10:27:33 PM): sheriff put everyone at 2/2 oi and di
noobybanana 10:27 pm
(10:27:44 PM): O.o
Jestyr21 10:27 pm
(10:27:52 PM): It's same as what happens when an NBA coach gets canned
(10:28:01 PM): All the names come out
KingJoseus 10:28 pm
(10:28:05 PM): the posts with updated rosters, signings/contracts will take some time to update
(10:28:10 PM): but I can give you signings now
Dissonance19 10:28 pm
(10:28:15 PM): thats fine
KingJoseus 10:28 pm
(10:28:17 PM): molidor to orlando
noobybanana 10:28 pm
(10:28:18 PM): yay
gregodenbbf 10:28 pm
(10:28:19 PM): Woooohoo
briansbbf 10:28 pm
(10:28:23 PM): yesssah
KingJoseus 10:28 pm
(10:28:23 PM): tokerud to portland
Jestyr21 10:28 pm
(10:28:24 PM): Paul?
EvilTim48 10:28 pm
(10:28:26 PM): and we're off
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:28 pm
(10:28:35 PM): nice signing by diss
omerniv51 10:28 pm
(10:28:39 PM): damn i wanted tuke
EvilTim48 10:28 pm
(10:28:44 PM): That would be Molitor sir :-)
KingJoseus 10:28 pm
(10:28:45 PM): tito to spurs
Jestyr21 10:28 pm
(10:28:48 PM): Tokerdude
Dissonance19 10:28 pm
(10:28:48 PM): he was one of my last guys
gregodenbbf 10:28 pm
(10:28:49 PM): boooo
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:28 pm
(10:28:53 PM): tito!
EvilTim48 10:28 pm
(10:28:59 PM): How many Jackson 5 guys are left?
KingJoseus 10:29 pm
(10:29:09 PM): jermaine, tito only right now
(10:29:15 PM): but there are others in the pipeline
(10:29:27 PM): timrhaus foolishly returns to utah
Jestyr21 10:29 pm
(10:29:32 PM): Mike Jackson
KingJoseus 10:29 pm
(10:29:47 PM): suggs to lions
(10:29:52 PM): donaldson to okc
LiquidkohanSnake 10:29 pm
(10:29:52 PM): Percy has gotten better.
Dissonance19 10:30 pm
(10:30:01 PM): P sizzle
KingJoseus 10:30 pm
(10:30:02 PM): fetters to spurs
(10:30:11 PM): pelfrey to wolves
EvilTim48 10:30 pm
(10:30:14 PM): I hope Drizzy does well...I was completely guessing on his stuff.
KingJoseus 10:30 pm
(10:30:17 PM): doggerty to bucks
(10:30:26 PM): guntars to bucks as well
EvilTim48 10:30 pm
(10:30:35 PM): That's not the guy that Kenneth called Dogshit, right?
noobybanana 10:30 pm
(10:30:41 PM): man if only fetters had a lower foul rate
noobybanana 10:30 pm
(10:30:46 PM): qf how much did u pay guntars?
KingJoseus 10:30 pm
(10:30:48 PM): that'd be daughtery
(10:30:50 PM): bell to lions
(10:30:54 PM): graham to spurs
Dissonance19 10:31 pm
(10:31:04 PM): i think doggerty was made as a joke to that
jrahl11 10:31 pm
(10:31:13 PM): i paid him either vet min, or half mle
(10:31:18 PM): depending how it shook out
KingJoseus 10:31 pm
(10:31:18 PM): huggins returns to clippers
noobybanana 10:31 pm
(10:31:20 PM): oh thats a good grab
KingJoseus 10:31 pm
(10:31:24 PM): correct, diss
(10:31:30 PM): miyagi to bucks
(10:31:37 PM): timmons returns to heat
(10:31:44 PM): stallings to blazers
omerniv51 10:31 pm
(10:31:44 PM): max?
KingJoseus 10:31 pm
(10:31:46 PM): ibaka to kings
Jestyr21 10:31 pm
(10:31:49 PM): If it want the holidays I'd say Kenneth has lost interest after losing to such an inferior opponent
KingJoseus 10:31 pm
(10:31:52 PM): riley to blazers
gregodenbbf 10:32 pm
(10:32:02 PM): booo
KingJoseus 10:32 pm
(10:32:03 PM): ricky malone to jazz
(10:32:09 PM): because why not
(10:32:18 PM): vasquez to kings
gregodenbbf 10:32 pm
(10:32:21 PM): Seems about right
EvilTim48 10:32 pm
(10:32:25 PM): That makes sense KJ.
gregodenbbf 10:32 pm
(10:32:28 PM): @Malone
KingJoseus 10:32 pm
(10:32:29 PM): dawson to cavs
EvilTim48 10:32 pm
(10:32:30 PM): U getting a 3 poitn bomber.
KingJoseus 10:32 pm
(10:32:36 PM): nemanja to bullets
Jestyr21 10:32 pm
(10:32:45 PM): KJ signed Grubbs, Fantas, knight and Malone
KingJoseus 10:32 pm
(10:32:46 PM): knezevic back to heat
Hardaway49 10:32 pm
(10:32:47 PM): Dre!!!
LiquidkohanSnake 10:32 pm
(10:32:51 PM): Let's hope that I don't strike out.
KingJoseus 10:33 pm
(10:33:01 PM): hale to hawks
Dissonance19 10:33 pm
(10:33:07 PM): bullets are alive?
EvilTim48 10:33 pm
(10:33:10 PM): nice sign BJ
gregodenbbf 10:33 pm
(10:33:11 PM): Hale
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:33 pm
(10:33:12 PM): oh oh means i lacked out
(10:33:20 PM): oh well at least got timmons back
KingJoseus 10:33 pm
(10:33:24 PM): bullets are on semi-auto as per dre's instructions
Jestyr21 10:33 pm
(10:33:31 PM): Lol
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:33 pm
(10:33:36 PM): lol
EvilTim48 10:33 pm
(10:33:38 PM): means you can't hold the trigger down?
KingJoseus 10:33 pm
(10:33:49 PM): indeed
Dissonance19 10:33 pm
(10:33:49 PM): when were those given ? 3 seasons ago?
KingJoseus 10:33 pm
(10:33:55 PM): lol
Jestyr21 10:34 pm
(10:34:08 PM): DRE to KJ... Sign guys for me but don't trade
KingJoseus 10:34 pm
(10:34:23 PM): if the team had been made full auto, I'd have been trying to nab weiland from hawks for a bunch of firsts and such last year
EvilTim48 10:34 pm
(10:34:25 PM): He needs to get Otto Sign
KingJoseus 10:34 pm
(10:34:40 PM): anyway, back to signings
gregodenbbf 10:34 pm
(10:34:45 PM): Damn you Dre!
KingJoseus 10:34 pm
(10:34:51 PM): turd returns to kings
LiquidkohanSnake 10:34 pm
(10:34:55 PM): We need a new owner for the Bullets. Cash and Russ are being wasted while they are still useful.
KingJoseus 10:34 pm
(10:34:58 PM): /returns to franchise that is now kings
jrahl11 10:34 pm
(10:34:59 PM): So we're not getting a new owner for the Bullets?
KingJoseus 10:35 pm
(10:35:06 PM): clearly not
(10:35:12 PM): keisel to bullets
(10:35:16 PM): jericho to lakers
(10:35:24 PM): jens, harden to celtics
jrahl11 10:35 pm
(10:35:32 PM): Not sure why we wouldn't want an active GM haha
Jestyr21 10:35 pm
(10:35:33 PM):
KingJoseus 10:35 pm
(10:35:39 PM): larsgaard to blazers
EvilTim48 10:35 pm
(10:35:45 PM): Jens going anywhere else makes my FA book easier to read :-)
KingJoseus 10:35 pm
(10:35:49 PM): rogers to nuggets
(10:35:55 PM): lancaster to philly
aeroplanino11 10:36 pm
(10:36:00 PM): <3
KingJoseus 10:36 pm
(10:36:04 PM): is it like 3 AM for you, aero?
(10:36:06 PM): er
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:36 pm
(10:36:10 PM): 4:30
aeroplanino11 10:36 pm
(10:36:10 PM): 4:30
noobybanana 10:36 pm
(10:36:12 PM): lol whos turd?
Dissonance19 10:36 pm
(10:36:13 PM): didnt even know he was here
KingJoseus 10:36 pm
(10:36:13 PM): yeesh
gregodenbbf 10:36 pm
(10:36:16 PM): haha
KingJoseus 10:36 pm
(10:36:21 PM): kane to bullets
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:36 pm
(10:36:21 PM): 5:30 here lol
gregodenbbf 10:36 pm
(10:36:32 PM): ~.~
KingJoseus 10:36 pm
(10:36:33 PM): sampson to wolves
noobybanana 10:36 pm
(10:36:38 PM): and whos moving west with timmey coming over?
KingJoseus 10:36 pm
(10:36:40 PM): blake to raptors
gregodenbbf 10:36 pm
(10:36:40 PM): It's 9:35 PM where I'm at
KingJoseus 10:36 pm
(10:36:44 PM): nobody's moving west
omerniv51 10:36 pm
(10:36:49 PM): jaxon?
Jestyr21 10:36 pm
(10:36:49 PM): This season is the anti decision
noobybanana 10:36 pm
(10:36:51 PM): 16-14? O.o
KingJoseus 10:36 pm
(10:36:57 PM): it's 15-14
omerniv51 10:37 pm
(10:37:01 PM): or blake griffin?
noobybanana 10:37 pm
(10:37:03 PM): oh.. weird
KingJoseus 10:37 pm
(10:37:03 PM): it was 15-14 last year too
EvilTim48 10:37 pm
(10:37:04 PM): Math failure.
KingJoseus 10:37 pm
(10:37:07 PM): we have 29 teams
(10:37:08 PM): not 30
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:37 pm
(10:37:18 PM): expansion time |~_~
noobybanana 10:37 pm
(10:37:21 PM): no expansion?
omerniv51 10:37 pm
(10:37:24 PM): we need to get rid of the hornets
noobybanana 10:37 pm
(10:37:25 PM): we got a ton of owners in line
omerniv51 10:37 pm
(10:37:27 PM): no need in them
jrahl11 10:37 pm
(10:37:30 PM): lol
omerniv51 10:37 pm
(10:37:33 PM): gary is too stupid
aeroplanino11 10:37 pm
(10:37:35 PM): lol omer
noobybanana 10:37 pm
(10:37:36 PM): lmfao
KingJoseus 10:37 pm
(10:37:51 PM): blake griffin earlier, by the way
Jestyr21 10:37 pm
(10:37:52 PM): Didnt Gary make the playoffs?
KingJoseus 10:37 pm
(10:37:52 PM): smh
(10:37:55 PM): benedict to clippers
jrahl11 10:37 pm
(10:37:59 PM): lol
KingJoseus 10:38 pm
(10:38:01 PM): henson to celtics
(10:38:06 PM): jacobs to lakers
omerniv51 10:38 pm
(10:38:08 PM): shemful for the west
KingJoseus 10:38 pm
(10:38:10 PM): corbett to okc
(10:38:14 PM): copper to spurs
(10:38:22 PM): bradford to magic
(10:38:28 PM): beiting to blazers
Jestyr21 10:38 pm
(10:38:28 PM): Gary has as many playoff apps as Omer in the last 10 seasons?
EvilTim48 10:38 pm
(10:38:32 PM): Nice pull Omer
omerniv51 10:38 pm
(10:38:32 PM):
KingJoseus 10:38 pm
(10:38:38 PM): akenzua to suns
gregodenbbf 10:38 pm
(10:38:43 PM): I've always wanted Bradford
KingJoseus 10:38 pm
(10:38:48 PM): jojo anderson and corey walters to bullets
Dornado5446 10:38 pm
(10:38:49 PM): didn't make an offer to Bradford this time
gregodenbbf 10:38 pm
(10:38:49 PM): Not sure why I didn't offer him a little extra
Dornado5446 10:38 pm
(10:38:56 PM): treat him well in Orlando
KingJoseus 10:38 pm
(10:38:58 PM): pastner to hawks
gregodenbbf 10:39 pm
(10:39:06 PM): Solid
KingJoseus 10:39 pm
(10:39:07 PM): tulker to knicks
omerniv51 10:39 pm
(10:39:14 PM): i gave him the bi
gregodenbbf 10:39 pm
(10:39:15 PM): Rebounds and playmaking is what I need
KingJoseus 10:39 pm
(10:39:22 PM): pannu returns to seattle
Jestyr21 10:39 pm
(10:39:26 PM): Tulker at how much?
KingJoseus 10:39 pm
(10:39:28 PM): willy grant to wolves
(10:39:30 PM): 5M/yr
Jestyr21 10:39 pm
(10:39:40 PM): Shit
KingJoseus 10:39 pm
(10:39:41 PM): mcdonald to heat
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:39 pm
(10:39:50 PM): ah not bad
KingJoseus 10:39 pm
(10:39:51 PM): wall to bulls
noobybanana 10:39 pm
(10:39:53 PM): tulker to knicks O.o
Dornado5446 10:39 pm
(10:39:56 PM): nice.
EvilTim48 10:39 pm
(10:39:57 PM): When he ages, does he become Old McDonald
noobybanana 10:39 pm
(10:39:59 PM): foul rate wont mesh well with kwi
KingJoseus 10:40 pm
(10:40:03 PM): of course, tim
(10:40:08 PM): tulker is bench big there
noobybanana 10:40 pm
(10:40:11 PM): ahh
KingJoseus 10:40 pm
(10:40:13 PM): behind bunchy/kwietak
noobybanana 10:40 pm
(10:40:17 PM): ooh! bunchy
Jestyr21 10:40 pm
(10:40:19 PM): Although if I didn't get tulker I think I got someone better!
KingJoseus 10:40 pm
(10:40:26 PM): davies to wolves
(10:40:32 PM): ohlbrecht to bucks
noobybanana 10:40 pm
(10:40:37 PM): olbrecht =-O
KingJoseus 10:40 pm
(10:40:39 PM): we're into half MLE signings here
(10:40:49 PM): carlton james to cavs
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:40 pm
(10:40:50 PM): damn really wanted jaxon smith or GT , guss mcdonald will do
EvilTim48 10:40 pm
(10:40:54 PM): so you're telling me this is the time to get a drink :-)
omerniv51 10:41 pm
(10:41:00 PM): pfffffff collison
KingJoseus 10:41 pm
(10:41:03 PM): well, we're above half MLE now
(10:41:12 PM): rest of the way
omerniv51 10:41 pm
(10:41:14 PM): lucky mother****er
KingJoseus 10:41 pm
(10:41:16 PM): sambo to grizz
(10:41:20 PM): hilton to cavs
(10:41:26 PM): knight to kings
(10:41:38 PM): next batch of signings is MLE
EvilTim48 10:41 pm
(10:41:39 PM): Rich Knight...score!
Jestyr21 10:41 pm
(10:41:41 PM): Wow collision shot at buzzer
Dornado5446 10:41 pm
(10:41:43 PM): Wall is chasing that 4th ring, hopefully the Bulls can deliver
EvilTim48 10:41 pm
(10:41:48 PM): I actually really, really wanted him.
KingJoseus 10:41 pm
(10:41:54 PM): kota to cavs
Jestyr21 10:41 pm
(10:41:57 PM): Collision lol
EvilTim48 10:41 pm
(10:41:59 PM): and yes, that sounds really ghey
KingJoseus 10:41 pm
(10:42:00 PM): heinonen to suns
Jestyr21 10:42 pm
(10:42:08 PM): Kota at MLE?!?! Ewwwww
KingJoseus 10:42 pm
(10:42:13 PM): jeremy james to nets
(10:42:18 PM): jackson smith to magic
omerniv51 10:42 pm
(10:42:24 PM):
KingJoseus 10:42 pm
(10:42:27 PM): greenway to denver
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:42 pm
(10:42:27 PM): nice omer
LiquidkohanSnake 10:42 pm
(10:42:28 PM): Oh snaps. Akeunza and Heinonen.
omerniv51 10:42 pm
(10:42:37 PM): damn i wanted greenway
LiquidkohanSnake 10:42 pm
(10:42:40 PM): Okay haul for the MLE and bi-annual I spose.
KingJoseus 10:42 pm
(10:42:45 PM): garrett to okc
omerniv51 10:42 pm
(10:42:50 PM): although kackson is nice
Jestyr21 10:42 pm
(10:42:52 PM): Nice
KingJoseus 10:42 pm
(10:42:54 PM): nielsen to lions
omerniv51 10:42 pm
(10:42:55 PM): jackson
EvilTim48 10:42 pm
(10:42:56 PM): smooth move there Goulet
briansbbf 10:42 pm
(10:42:59 PM): shudnt have put jeremy james over greenway
briansbbf 10:43 pm
(10:43:08 PM): but i guess jeremy james is good
KingJoseus 10:43 pm
(10:43:08 PM): clover to cavs
Jestyr21 10:43 pm
(10:43:09 PM): Wanted GT or walker
jrahl11 10:43 pm
(10:43:14 PM): damn
noobybanana 10:43 pm
(10:43:17 PM): agh i wanted kota
(10:43:22 PM): and gt
jrahl11 10:43 pm
(10:43:23 PM): what did clover get paid?
LiquidkohanSnake 10:43 pm
(10:43:24 PM): Did people max Walker and Harvey?
Jestyr21 10:43 pm
(10:43:26 PM): Clover looks a lot better
KingJoseus 10:43 pm
(10:43:32 PM): mle for clover
noobybanana 10:43 pm
(10:43:33 PM): i maxed harvs :-D
KingJoseus 10:43 pm
(10:43:35 PM): grubbs to blazers
jrahl11 10:43 pm
(10:43:37 PM): shucks
Jestyr21 10:43 pm
(10:43:38 PM): Kota is awful
LiquidkohanSnake 10:43 pm
(10:43:45 PM): Harvey is not worth a max. :-P
gregodenbbf 10:43 pm
(10:43:46 PM): Dig the Grubbs signing
EvilTim48 10:43 pm
(10:43:47 PM): Diss FTW
jrahl11 10:43 pm
(10:43:53 PM): kota is garbage
KingJoseus 10:43 pm
(10:43:55 PM): moncova to sixers
Jestyr21 10:43 pm
(10:43:58 PM): Doesn't he have like a 80/10 3G?
aeroplanino11 10:43 pm
(10:43:59 PM): wow nice
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:44 pm
(10:44:03 PM): returns home
noobybanana 10:44 pm
(10:44:17 PM): lol yea 80/10
KingJoseus 10:44 pm
(10:44:20 PM): fantastigas back to lakers
Dissonance19 10:44 pm
(10:44:23 PM): hell yes
aeroplanino11 10:44 pm
(10:44:23 PM): Lancaster, Durant and Moncova back in Philly :-)
omerniv51 10:44 pm
(10:44:27 PM): how much?
KingJoseus 10:44 pm
(10:44:32 PM): fantas?
omerniv51 10:44 pm
(10:44:35 PM): yep
KingJoseus 10:44 pm
(10:44:45 PM): ~$7M/yr
briansbbf 10:44 pm
(10:44:51 PM): lol
Jestyr21 10:44 pm
(10:44:51 PM): Bet he got Javy too
omerniv51 10:44 pm
(10:44:52 PM): solid
briansbbf 10:44 pm
(10:44:53 PM): overpaid
KingJoseus 10:45 pm
(10:45:05 PM): though I doubt he lasts long enough for that average to be real
KingJoseus 10:45 pm
(10:45:19 PM): more likely going to be about $6-6.5M/yr
(10:45:30 PM): opt outs, of course
Jestyr21 10:45 pm
(10:45:31 PM): Anyone blow him away on Landros?
KingJoseus 10:45 pm
(10:45:42 PM): landros?
Jestyr21 10:46 pm
(10:46:05 PM): Yeah Kenneth blocked him... Prob wants a haul as usual
KingJoseus 10:46 pm
(10:46:13 PM): ah
(10:46:19 PM): dunno
(10:46:26 PM): andrews to hawks
briansbbf 10:46 pm
(10:46:34 PM): oh ****
KingJoseus 10:46 pm
(10:46:35 PM): decision 2028 right there
briansbbf 10:46 pm
(10:46:35 PM): nice
gregodenbbf 10:46 pm
(10:46:40 PM): Pastner/Andrews
(10:46:47 PM): Solid additions
briansbbf 10:46 pm
(10:46:49 PM): how much did u give andrews?
gregodenbbf 10:46 pm
(10:46:53 PM): 12
KingJoseus 10:46 pm
(10:46:54 PM): torre returns to clips
Jestyr21 10:46 pm
(10:46:57 PM): Pastner is bad
gregodenbbf 10:47 pm
(10:47:03 PM): Pastner is a roleplayer
Jestyr21 10:47 pm
(10:47:18 PM): He's a bad role player
KingJoseus 10:47 pm
(10:47:20 PM): top 5 signings by money now
Jestyr21 10:47 pm
(10:47:28 PM): Bad pd and foul rate
briansbbf 10:47 pm
(10:47:34 PM): i regret jeremy james man...
(10:47:37 PM): 6 p-d?
(10:47:39 PM): i didnt even notice that
(10:47:40 PM): :-(
gregodenbbf 10:47 pm
(10:47:42 PM): Good rebounding, steals, shotblocking
KingJoseus 10:47 pm
(10:47:44 PM): lol
(10:47:57 PM): gilchrist to raptors
jrahl11 10:48 pm
(10:48:03 PM): lol
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:48 pm
(10:48:05 PM): LOL brian
noobybanana 10:48 pm
(10:48:07 PM): damn big money for him
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:48 pm
(10:48:09 PM): how much did u give james ?
Jestyr21 10:48 pm
(10:48:10 PM): How much
briansbbf 10:48 pm
(10:48:13 PM): mle
noobybanana 10:48 pm
(10:48:17 PM): that snot bad..
briansbbf 10:48 pm
(10:48:24 PM): yea but i'd prefer greenway
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:48 pm
(10:48:24 PM): i gave him 2 years minimum =-O
Jestyr21 10:48 pm
(10:48:25 PM): Gilchrist paid?
KingJoseus 10:48 pm
(10:48:37 PM): gilchrist is at $16.2M average, but 3 years with TOs in 2/3
noobybanana 10:48 pm
(10:48:52 PM): wtf?
(10:48:53 PM): u can do that?
Jestyr21 10:48 pm
(10:48:56 PM): Hate the 3 year deals
omerniv51 10:48 pm
(10:48:58 PM): yep
gregodenbbf 10:49 pm
(10:49:00 PM): lol
noobybanana 10:49 pm
(10:49:03 PM): i thougth they were banned
Jestyr21 10:49 pm
(10:49:04 PM): Stupid
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:49 pm
(10:49:07 PM): goulet - mcdonald is SG/SF right ?
omerniv51 10:49 pm
(10:49:09 PM): nooby booby
Jestyr21 10:49 pm
(10:49:13 PM): Yes
(10:49:15 PM): Smath
KingJoseus 10:49 pm
(10:49:17 PM): harvey to pistons
noobybanana 10:49 pm
(10:49:20 PM): hell yea
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:49 pm
(10:49:22 PM): ah nice , im more happy about my signing now =]
omerniv51 10:49 pm
(10:49:25 PM): max?
KingJoseus 10:49 pm
(10:49:30 PM): $19.45M/avg, TO in year 2
Hardaway49 10:49 pm
(10:49:31 PM): lmao
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:49 pm
(10:49:33 PM): lol
jrahl11 10:49 pm
(10:49:38 PM): lol
omerniv51 10:49 pm
(10:49:38 PM):
KingJoseus 10:49 pm
(10:49:40 PM): so basically a one year deal
Jestyr21 10:49 pm
(10:49:42 PM): McDonald solid at SG Smath
noobybanana 10:49 pm
(10:49:45 PM): hell yea
omerniv51 10:49 pm
(10:49:49 PM): waste of money
noobybanana 10:49 pm
(10:49:54 PM): lol nothing to use it on
KingJoseus 10:49 pm
(10:49:58 PM): daniels to kings
noobybanana 10:50 pm
(10:50:00 PM): thats why theres a TO 2 :-P
zobi10@hotmail.com 10:50 pm
(10:50:05 PM): yea think he can help me goulet?
Jestyr21 10:50 pm
(10:50:05 PM): Gotta ban the year 2 options.... It's unrealistic
KingJoseus 10:50 pm
(10:50:16 PM): *yawn*
briansbbf 10:50 pm
(10:50:18 PM): you're unrealistic
KingJoseus 10:50 pm
(10:50:19 PM): so is jens larsson
Hardaway49 10:50 pm
(10:50:49 PM): Swedish Taffy is real
KingJoseus 10:50 pm
(10:50:57 PM): they tend to only come into play on guys like harvey (past his prime) or on roleplayer types
(10:51:10 PM): gilchrist is an anomaly due to lack of great offers from anybody else
Jestyr21 10:51 pm
(10:51:17 PM): Why would a player sign a 3 year deal with a team option after 1.... It's a silly loophole for teams with cap to reload expirings
Dissonance19 10:51 pm
(10:51:19 PM): jens larsson exists
Dissonance19 10:51 pm
(10:51:22 PM): in my head
gregodenbbf 10:51 pm
(10:51:28 PM): You're still making big money one year
Jestyr21 10:51 pm
(10:51:31 PM): Make them have to eat those contracts
gregodenbbf 10:51 pm
(10:51:31 PM): Then you're on the market again
(10:51:36 PM): If you play well they pick it up
Jestyr21 10:51 pm
(10:51:45 PM): It benefits overpaying
jrahl11 10:51 pm
(10:51:49 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
gregodenbbf 10:52 pm
(10:52:09 PM): Sure, but they are renting.
KingJoseus 10:52 pm
(10:52:15 PM): you don't get Bird rights on those guys if you do that either
gregodenbbf 10:52 pm
(10:52:40 PM): It's strategic, not backhanded.
KingJoseus 10:52 pm
(10:52:43 PM): it's basically a team putting itself in a holding pattern
Jestyr21 10:52 pm
(10:52:57 PM): But they can overpay a rental... Just cuz they have cap space.... I don't think they should get that benefit is my point
gregodenbbf 10:53 pm
(10:53:07 PM): Why?
Jestyr21 10:53 pm
(10:53:14 PM): Teams should have to be cautious IMO
gregodenbbf 10:53 pm
(10:53:14 PM): It's their money.
gregodenbbf 10:53 pm
(10:53:27 PM): Nobody is telling Mark Cuban or Jerry Jones what to do
(10:53:33 PM): Some people spend, some people don't.
KingJoseus 10:53 pm
(10:53:38 PM): it's not as though they're benefiting for more than a year
gregodenbbf 10:53 pm
(10:53:39 PM): It's all strategy
KingJoseus 10:53 pm
(10:53:45 PM): if they pull the TO opt out in 2
Hardaway49 10:53 pm
(10:53:55 PM): capspace is not a benfit
EvilTim48 10:54 pm
(10:54:13 PM): I guess my team name should be Spurs East
KingJoseus 10:54 pm
(10:54:22 PM): in any case, final two signings by money
(10:54:29 PM): garcia returns to lakers
gregodenbbf 10:54 pm
(10:54:33 PM): lmao
omerniv51 10:54 pm
(10:54:36 PM): lol someone overpaid jaxon
gregodenbbf 10:54 pm
(10:54:38 PM): That's hilarious
(10:54:47 PM): You got Jackson Smith omer
KingJoseus 10:54 pm
(10:54:52 PM): jaxon blake to sonics
omerniv51 10:54 pm
(10:54:53 PM): yeah
Hardaway49 10:54 pm
(10:54:53 PM): terrible FA class
omerniv51 10:54 pm
(10:54:59 PM): how much?
KingJoseus 10:55 pm
(10:55:03 PM): too much
KingJoseus has left the room. 10:55 pm
gregodenbbf 10:55 pm
(10:55:05 PM): Freddy Childs/Jaxon Blake is bad
(10:55:10 PM): Too much and leaves haha
omerniv51 10:55 pm
(10:55:10 PM):
aeroplanino11 10:55 pm
(10:55:12 PM): lol
Jestyr21 10:55 pm
(10:55:13 PM): My point is they overpay and dump and benefit.... And to me sure it's good for them but an overpaid signing should be an albatross not helpful
briansbbf 10:55 pm
(10:55:14 PM): lmao mark cuban
(10:55:18 PM): is going to kill darren collison
(10:55:19 PM): in a bit
noobybanana 10:55 pm
(10:55:23 PM): took a glance at next year
gregodenbbf 10:55 pm
(10:55:26 PM): Why Goulet?
noobybanana 10:55 pm
(10:55:28 PM): should be even worse
gregodenbbf 10:55 pm
(10:55:40 PM): I don't get what's catching you up, it's a business not a moral playground.
(10:55:45 PM): $$$$
(10:55:51 PM): You think like a fan.
KingJoseus has entered the room. 10:55 pm
KingJoseus 10:55 pm
(10:55:57 PM): lunch time for me
briansbbf 10:56 pm
(10:56:02 PM): bye jemon
KingJoseus 10:56 pm
(10:56:03 PM): I'll get posts up as soon as I can
omerniv51 10:56 pm
(10:56:03 PM): noodels?
briansbbf 10:56 pm
(10:56:06 PM): aite jemon
gregodenbbf 10:56 pm
(10:56:09 PM): Sounds good enjoy lunch
KingJoseus 10:56 pm
(10:56:10 PM): UFA #2 officially on
gregodenbbf 10:56 pm
(10:56:16 PM): Offer some trades too
Jestyr21 10:56 pm
(10:56:17 PM): BJ... It's not realistic
KingJoseus 10:56 pm
(10:56:23 PM): deadline tomorrow at 8 PM

King Joseus

Rosters as I have 'em after UFA #1; as always, 12 minimum/15 maximum - will autofill after UFA #2 if necessary; if you aren't sure how close you are to the hard cap now, feel free to ask before signing more guys in UFA #2 (not my fault if you don't):

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Goulet

Finally have some cap space and think we really nailed our needs

GT is a nice luxury as a 6th man at SG/SF

Corbett is a sneaky useful 3pt guy with some steal ability

And Marcus Donaldson... Who is this guy? Has anyone rostered him recently?

He's progressed a good amount since being drafted in '23

Up from a 47 2g% at that time to a 55 with an 83 to rating and a 7 p-o / p-d..... Rebounding is below avg for a big but seems useful at the league min

Might actually be my 3rd big as a nice efficient, low TO guy.

OKC is ready for TC! Bring it BLU!

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Porn Player

3 year contracts with options have a place for the older superstar. If somebody wanted to max Walker and offer 5 years with team options later on, they would have trumped my offer.

I didn't think he deserved that kind of money anymore so minimised risk. A bit like the deal the Pacers gave David West. The player gets paid and has a chance to prove himself worth the money while the franchise doesn't cripple itself going forward if the risk fails.

Basic business sense both ways.

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Updated cap space, if anybody needed it:

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awaywehappened

Is there going to be UFA#3 this year?

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Nope

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