2026 KVBL First Loser

My thoughts on everything:

Originally Posted by King Joseus @KVBLJazzBlogger

Originally Posted by Duck I'm insulted. Can't believe this is what you think of me.

After 37-45 season in which they blew it up after a 42-40 season (and multiple 60 win seasons previous) - and another yr out of the playoffs; Portland Trail Blazers quickly decided to flip another one of those unsuccessful FA prizes.

Aleksandr Matechowski, 2031 protected pick have been sent to Utah Jazz for C Robert Goodhue and filler so bad, he will remain nameless.

Sad day in Portland front office. Long desired after many yrs of trying, they felt while they still love Matechowski, it was important to get a guy like Goodhue to put in the middle - whether it's next to franchise player Cameron Clothier or a PF to be named.

The soon to be 29 yr old with some years left in him, can deliver in multiple aspects in rebounding, blocking shots, while he can turnover it a bit. He also provides a high volume scoring punch once again last seen by Moncova and Tulker but on potential larger scale.

Paperwork has all been finalized, the St. Louis Warriors are no more and the Lexington Kings have arrived

The Kings will join the Central Division, while the Utah Jazz will move to the Midwest to keep teams even out West

The league office reportedly made use of a map and a ruler to determine whether Phoenix or Salt Lake City was further East

There are currently no plans for any further relocation or new franchises

Overheard at KVBL offices: Rand McNally, **** you!

2026 KVBL First Loser

Wishing Jackson Smith, my first draft pick as a KVBL GM, all the best. He accepted his new limitations after the big injury and turned into the perfect 6th man for our unit. Best of luck Mr. Smith!

2016 FRSL Champions: Indiana Pacers (Drizzy)
Lineup - PG Rajon Rondo | SG Jared Dudley | SF Nicolas Batum | PF J.J. Hickson | C Dwight Howard | 6th man SG/SF Wesley Matthews
Finals MVP: Dwight Howard

#55 Shaun Jacobs (Lions)

Sick of teams guarding against my drives to the bucket, I vow to improve my outside game this offseason. Beware. #LionsDen #Roar

2016 FRSL Champions: Indiana Pacers (Drizzy)
Lineup - PG Rajon Rondo | SG Jared Dudley | SF Nicolas Batum | PF J.J. Hickson | C Dwight Howard | 6th man SG/SF Wesley Matthews
Finals MVP: Dwight Howard

#55 Shaun Jacobs (Lions)

Much love to the 'Lou. Looks like we're all leaving. But I'm going a different direction

At least they left St. Louis before they traded him

2026 KVBL First Loser

Spurs realized depth across the board does well in regular season, but fizzles in the playoffs. Realized they needed a franchise big, and got one.

Has anyone heard of this crack thing they have in America? It is delicious!

Word is that the Suns have checked Felix Bangerter into rehab, but they are uncertain of how big of an impact this has had on his game.

KVBL Sim League - 2032-33 Phoenix Suns
PG: Agustin Paredes SG: Michael Shakur SF: Tomer Hefetz PF: Terry Howard C: Ken Akers
Bench: DeVonn Dawkins, Henry Tobback, Salvatore Fantastigas, Douglas Ridenhour, Kyle Molidor, Erick Best, Darius Sams

BBBL Sim League - 2012-13 Phoenix Suns
PG: Rajon Rondo SG: Thabo Sefolosha SF: Carlos Delfino PF: Nikola Pekovic C: Roy Hibbert
Bench: Kyle Korver, Delonte West, Tony Battie, Shelden Williams, John Jenkins, Luke Zeller

Felix developed some "interesting" habits this season. Working on his game wasn't one of them.

2026 KVBL First Loser

Well, it's been great Vancouver. Thanks for the memories.

The Fookes-Strauss Big 2 just grew a 3rd head...

2016 FRSL Champions: Indiana Pacers (Drizzy)
Lineup - PG Rajon Rondo | SG Jared Dudley | SF Nicolas Batum | PF J.J. Hickson | C Dwight Howard | 6th man SG/SF Wesley Matthews
Finals MVP: Dwight Howard

#55 Shaun Jacobs (Lions)