Everybody's favorite Riley protege has his own facts....
1. Bruce Bowen never graduated from high school, because Bruce Bowen only gets Ds.
2. Bruce Bowen sleeps in a defensive stance.
3. The Grinch didnt steal Christmas, Bruce Bowen did.
4. Bruce Bowen cant grow hair, because Bruce Bowens scalp unconsciously shuts down hair follicles.
5. Bruce Bowen played goalie for every team in the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League and still managed to have a 1.000% save percentage.
6. On Sesame Street, the letter D is always brought to you by Bruce Bowen.
7. Bruce Bowen is still a virgin because Bruce Bowen refuses to score.
8. Bruce Bowen could take a charge from a paraplegic.
9. Jason Colliers autopsy reports show that he died from heart complications due to asphyxiation. It is rumored that he died from Bruce Bowens suffocating defense.
10. If Bruce Bowen really wanted to, Bruce Bowen could stop time.
11. Norton AntiVirus was originally called Bruce Bowen.
12. If Bruce Bowen was in Indonesia, Bruce Bowen would have boxed-out the tsunami.
13. Manu Ginobli once scored on Bruce Bowen in practice. No. No he didnt.
14. Bruce Bowen ate just one Lays potato chip.
15. Abstinence is 100%. Bruce Bowen is 101%.
16. Bruce Bowens Ford Taurus doesnt have brakes. Bruce Bowen stops his car with basic defensive fundamentals.
17. There are only three sure things in life: death, taxes, and Bruce Bowen shuttin you the **** down.
18. The last person to score against Bruce Bowen is in the witness protection program.
19. The only thing Bruce Bowen cant stop is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
20. This list was supposed to be 30 facts long, but Bruce Bowen stopped it.
Bruce Bowen FACTS!!!!
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