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bircan · 02-22-2013, 06:25 AM

Neighbouring states... sounds sinister to me.

I know, I know... the Illuminati want the Lakers to play the Heat in the finals and lose to LeBron, an epic 7 game finale generating world praise like never before for LeBron and by association the reptilians and devils and so on etc. etc.

Best guess.

e-monk · 02-22-2013, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamel Irief

So the starters all play 48 minutes a game?

Or did you mean figuratively?

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he means that they have to either stand or sit on the floor, except for the coach, they get him a folding chair

**Diable** · 02-22-2013, 06:43 AM

You guys need to stop treating this thread as a joke. This is a serious matter. Shit could turn out like Watergate, it could really be something that destroys the entire NBA. You won't be laughing when the aliens responsible for this start the anal probes.

e-monk · 02-22-2013, 07:05 AM

we'll see tonight, if the Lakers win, CONSPIRACY!!

**Jamel Irief** · 02-22-2013, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKB

It also seems a little fishy that Magic Johnson now believes the Lakers will make the playoffs, and Ernie Johnson is rubbing it in to Kenny and Charles by saying "I told you the Lakers are going to make playoffs," yet neither one has ever brought up the fact that the Blazers have lost six straight games allowing the Lakers to move closer to the eighth standing.

For whatever reason, the media seem to think it's solely the Lakers' progress that is moving them forward, and they are completely ignoring the fact that the Blazers have been on a huge losing spree.

I SMELL FISH! : )

: ) lol

I didn't realize this until you mentioned it. How often does a team pass another in the standings by winning more games than them? Hmmm

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kbdullah · 02-22-2013, 07:17 AM

Clearly a plot to have the Lakers pass the Blazers and reach that coveted 9th Western seed.

**FreeMason Jr.** · 02-22-2013, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by e-monk

he means that they have to either stand or sit on the floor, except for the coach, they get him a folding chair

I already made that joke. Stahp et

The Big Dipper · 02-22-2013, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Diable

You guys need to stop treating this thread as a joke. This is a serious matter. Shit could turn out like Watergate, it could really be something that destroys the entire NBA. You won't be laughing when the aliens responsible for this start the anal probes.

HAHAHA dude I got an awful visual.

e-monk · 02-22-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeMason Jr.

I already made that joke. Stahp et

I think my execution was better

**Laker Freak** · 02-22-2013, 01:01 PM

I've been on this board for 10 years and have made it a rule to never use the ignore feature. Thanks to your threads I think I'm going to break my rule....

**King Sancho Fantastic** · 02-22-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Laker Freak

I've been on this board for 10 years and have made it a rule to never use the ignore feature. Thanks to your threads I think I'm going to break my rule....

Dr Drippy broke me a few weeks ago...

PauloCatarino · 02-22-2013, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by King Sancho Fantastic

Dr Drippy broke me a few weeks ago...

That's just... weird.

hobojoe · 02-22-2013, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamel Irief

You're trying too hard now jkb. This reeks of effort.

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Disagree, this is one of the better executed JBKB threads. Tell me you didn't laugh when you got to the neighboring states paragraph.

**Jamel Irief** · 02-22-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hobojoe

Disagree, this is one of the better executed JBKB threads. Tell me you didn't laugh when you got to the neighboring states paragraph.

I meant it was bad in the sense that its obvious he isn't serious. In other threads you could sit there and think he really believed what he wrote, and people did and countered it.

JBKB · 02-22-2013, 10:26 PM

Way to go Stern! The Blazers now currently hold the largest losing streak of 7, and the franchise-of-the-NBA Lakers can now focus on the 8th spot and Kobe's declaration that his Lakers will make the playoffs will WOW your NBA audience.

So, I wonder which team will be next to go on the losing spree: Houston; Warriors; or Utah?

If the Lakers make the playoffs: NBA = rigged.

If the Lakers don't make the playoffs: LaMarcus Aldridge = scrub for allowing his team to sink and lose to teams like Orlando and Phoenix.

Well, on the bright side at least Dallas is moving up the ladder and will compete for the 8th spot as well. Also, I didn't want the Spurs to lose tonight, but at least it gives Golden State a victory. : ) Perhaps coach Popavich lost to GSW on purpose after finding out the Lakers won just to make the Lakers work harder for a playoff spot. : ) You never know! : )

02-22-2013, 06:25 AM	#16 (permalink)
bircan 6th Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 484 Rep Power: 313902	Re: Conspiracy or Coincidence: Lakers / Blazers? Neighbouring states... sounds sinister to me. I know, I know... the Illuminati want the Lakers to play the Heat in the finals and lose to LeBron, an epic 7 game finale generating world praise like never before for LeBron and by association the reptilians and devils and so on etc. etc. Best guess.

02-22-2013, 06:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
Diable Limehouse Blues Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 22,415 Rep Power: 14865553	Re: Conspiracy or Coincidence: Lakers / Blazers? You guys need to stop treating this thread as a joke. This is a serious matter. Shit could turn out like Watergate, it could really be something that destroys the entire NBA. You won't be laughing when the aliens responsible for this start the anal probes. __________________

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02-22-2013, 10:26 PM	#30 (permalink)
JBKB Player Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 500 Rep Power: 0	Re: Conspiracy or Coincidence: Lakers / Blazers? Way to go Stern! The Blazers now currently hold the largest losing streak of 7, and the franchise-of-the-NBA Lakers can now focus on the 8th spot and Kobe's declaration that his Lakers will make the playoffs will WOW your NBA audience. So, I wonder which team will be next to go on the losing spree: Houston; Warriors; or Utah? If the Lakers make the playoffs: NBA = rigged. If the Lakers don't make the playoffs: LaMarcus Aldridge = scrub for allowing his team to sink and lose to teams like Orlando and Phoenix. Well, on the bright side at least Dallas is moving up the ladder and will compete for the 8th spot as well. Also, I didn't want the Spurs to lose tonight, but at least it gives Golden State a victory. : ) Perhaps coach Popavich lost to GSW on purpose after finding out the Lakers won just to make the Lakers work harder for a playoff spot. : ) You never know! : )

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