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portmon · 12-20-2006, 02:27 PM

Haven't been to the forum in a while (trying to figure out how to stop missing Nets games in high def on my DirecTV DVR) but this one struck me as funny for some reason.

Dead ball, Cliff Robinson has his back turned, ref confers on a call and accidentally bumps into Cliffy, who stumbles and falls.

Mark Action Jackson (in best overtime play-by-play mode): "DOWN goes Robinson!"

Kidd's Nets · 12-20-2006, 11:17 PM

*camera cuts to sideline*

Mark Jackson: Get Lawrence Frank out of the way! That's Jay-Z and Beyonce! Excuse me!

Kidd's Nets · 12-20-2006, 11:18 PM

something like...

Mark Jackson (on Marv Albert's appearance on David Letterman): ... and you had a double segment. A double segment on the David Letterman show! C'mon, David Letterman, you're better than that!

**Aurelino** · 12-24-2006, 12:00 PM

Jackson is in top form again. Countless hilarious quotes in the past 3-4 games.

" I don't want to see Santa break-dancing. It's embarrassing"

(On Scott Pollard) "Trying to be like Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver? C'mon you're better than that!"

"Wonderful job by Michelle (Beadle). She deserves a raise."

"Basketball after dark. I feel at home" (or something like that).

RHUBB54321 · 01-04-2007, 09:22 AM

I love this thread, I can't wait for the Nets to start playing again, so we can get some more quotes!!!

Kidd's Nets · 01-04-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RHUBB54321

I love this thread, I can't wait for the Nets to start playing again, so we can get some more quotes!!!

i know! does anybody have a schedule that says when m-jax is calling the games and when he's not? he's part of the reason i watch the games the nets play against boring teams

RHUBB54321 · 01-06-2007, 06:32 AM

MJACK had to had some good quotes last night. I was at the game, I should have tivoed it, o well. Does anyone know what he said when kidd hit that crazy shot?

Speedyg · 01-06-2007, 10:25 AM

Mark wasn't commentating for last night's game. For anyone who watched the Lakers/Heat game during Christmas day, Mark had another classic quote:

After Vujacic shot his third consecutive miss from downtown,

Mark: He might want to check his jersey and make sure it doesn't have a '24' on it.

solidsnake33 · 01-09-2007, 07:18 PM

commenting on a J. Kidd missed layup on a fast break,from the raptors game Jan. 9, 07:

"Jason Kidd misses the wide open layup in traffic..."

correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that an oxymoron? lol

HB · 01-09-2007, 07:20 PM

"I am not new to this I am true to this"

**Aurelino** · 01-09-2007, 07:24 PM

They had a "you're better than that" segment!

**BDB** · 01-10-2007, 05:27 AM

Mark's crazy said Sam Mitchell's the best dressed coach
Marv Albert says "wait better than Pat Riley?"
Mark "happy new year and welcome to 2007!'
"all due respect to Pat but he's not coaching now"
Marv "well he's still the coach the interim blah blah blah"

those 2 together is a treat even the post game lady had to try
comparing their matching ties.

nets515 · 01-10-2007, 09:42 AM

post game interview with carter:

marc jackson: "in toronto, i am well aware of how you enjoy camera time. did you really hurt your eye and were you aware f the fact that the camera was on you?"

vince carter: "i just wanna come talk to you"

haha

HB · 01-15-2007, 01:14 PM

"I majored in Astronomy, I just took up space" lol

njnetsrule_4ever · 01-15-2007, 04:10 PM

Mark, where do you get your catchphrases from? Like were do you get:" you could do better than that" or something like that. Mark said "Come on Lisa, you're better than that. Are you kidding me! I wouldn't go anywhere near that phrase."

-me being proudly insulted by the great mark jackson 1/15/07

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