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Isiah's plan to turn the Knicks around
I found this on Isiah Thomas' Web Blog:
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I have some MAJOR. I mean MAJOR revisions to this current Knicks team. I think you'll like my plan for the future.
Ok first trade for Micheal Stewart from the Atlanta Hawks.
Stewarts scouting report:
Positives:
Sorta' tall
Negatives:
Forward Center tweener. Watches paint dry while playing D. If there was ever a day he created for another player I'd fear we are closing onto Armageddon. Handling skills need a ton of work. Brings no intensity whatsoever. I can't believe someone is actually reading Stewarts scouting report.....
Ok ok... I think the first sentence of the negatives sums it all up as to why we need Stewart. There are far to little Tweeners on the Knicks right now, he'd be a cog as the Knicks 12th tweener.
He could be fetched probably for next to nothing but I think we better give up a first rounder just to be sure.
Wang ZhiZhi. Nough' said. This dude can shoot. And he's freaking 7 foot tall! That's pretty tall! That's like more than 6'11!
I think he could be had for Sweetney.
Latrell Sprewell. This guy is money. He put up great stats 3 years ago. What more can I say about this guy!??!
Olokandi+Sprewell for Marbury. I think the Wolves might be a little hard pressed to give up both the former 1st pick of the draft and Sprewell but I might be able to get them to warm up to the idea with 2 first rounders and 5 million dollars?
Brian Grant. Who doesn't love those dreads!! This guy brings flavor to the big apple. Spree and Grant will be on lunch boxes... the Dreads Duo! I can just see it now! Gosh... man... I'm feeling a little funny in my pants right now. Excuse me *returns from the bathroom 5 minutes later much more at ease* I say we give up Kurt Thomas for Grant.
Finally the biggest aquisition of all: Dale Davis. It's going to be hard I know but I think a package of Sundov, Ariza, Ameachi, Butler, and Tim Thomas might be right. I'll throw in 5 first rounders just to be sure.
Oh ya and I'll cut Crawford. The guys' a bust.
Ok ok what you've all been waiting for the starting lineup for the Future Knicks!
PG- Wang
SG- Houston, Hardaway
SF- Sprewell
PF- Stewart, Grant, Davis, Anderson, Taylor, Rose, Williams
C- Kandi Man
World championship here we come!!
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