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Originally posted by Hong Kong Fooey!
Why would you worry about Shaq, when you only play him 4 times a year? That would leave 78 games. I doubt Howard is worrying bout Shaq.
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Shaq will beat his *** so bad, he won't want to play until after the last meeting with Miami. He'll pull an Artest or something, and make a rap album and ask for time off to promote his music career. His album, although still gangsta and ghetto to sell better, will be heavily based on his Christian beliefs. He will preach to young kids that before you kill someone for no reason, tell God their shirt was the wrong color, so you had to shoot them. Then, when his coach won't give him more than half the season off, he will decide to start a fight. Except this time, he will run up the stands, but then regain composure and peacefully protest the fans by sitting and starving himself, using Ghandi's techniques. Then, he'll remember that's Buddhism, and share a beer with the fan.
So basically, he will be mini-KG in 4 years, and progress to KG status in 6 years. Roughly.
How long until Dwight can takeover games?
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