Bathrooms, what compels human beings to write on bathroom stall walls? Go to your local library and use one of the stalls, it will be littered with writing and most of it is political.
What would drive someone to write political jargon or random thoughts on a bathroom wall. And it takes some effort, have to use a machine marker or what not, and stand up and write, its not easy. That is this best idea, American youth have, their best idea for a public forum of discussion is a bathroom stall?
There are a lot of phone numbers also, phone numbers that say the classic like 'you want a good time call' etc. I wonder if I would have a better time with women if I snuck into women’s stalls and go their numbers off the stall wall.
Speaking of bathroom stalls, I was in this stall the other day and the toilet paper was locked up as if it was solid gold. There was a 4 inch padlock on the cylinder that holds three roles of toilet paper. Now its not like people can just roll the paper off the role or something, wait it is exactly like that. If someone was really up for some toilet paper, they could get it I believe.
And is toilet paper really that hot of a commodity? Do we really have to lock it? Even in the plastic dispensers there is a lock for those, be it plastic but still a lock.
Another issue with the bathroom is washing of the hands. Honestly, if no one is in there, but you room with a bunch of people in a hallway, most the time you run the water but barely get your hands wet. You do a mock hand washing, just for show. Because honestly who does the supposed 15 second standard hand wash with the soap and everything? Now that there are no paper towels anymore, you would have to be out of your mind to stand there on the hand drier waiting for your hands to dry. Honestly it would take like 2-5 mins to dry your freaking hands. Forget that.
I just called a 1-800 number, had to check something, and I accidentally dialed the hearing impaired number.
But get this, when I dial it, there was this blood curdling sound on there. It was like a really, really high pitched nose, something that would sound when a small Alien shoots a gun.
Now I am not the smartest guy in the world, but if you are hearing impaired, why would they have it ring that way? What to prove you are hearing impaired and if you make it through the trial then its all good?
Honestly, hearing impaired number to call? Correct me if I am wrong but isn't a phone made for hearing a message? So why use a phone if you can't hear what is on the phone? I just don't get it.
Ok, you are sitting at the toilet, yes I do have classy comedy huh? Well you are sitting there, done your business, now is time to clean up. However, the roll is running low and you can't make it. Do you use it all and put a new role on?
Of course not! You either don't clean up good enough or try to use small squares to do it up. Yes it is gross, but most would rather do that than do all of that work of putting on a new roll.
What am I, the maid? Psh. You know its true, you do not want to switch the roll, that is work man. Have to lean over, take out a new thing of tp, open it up, then take off the cylinder...yeah to much work.
Most would much rather have dirty pants than change the roll. Even if that means you go upstairs to finish your business, as long as you don't have to change the roll.
Second, bread, you know you skip the end bread, no one takes that stuff. Honestly who likes end bread? Its rough, solid and not very tasty.
And when that bread bag is getting low, you will absolutely not eat bread so you don't have to bring out the new bag. Again with the work load, people are ridiculously lazy.
And ever have this happen, both end bread pieces are still there when the bag is gone? Yeah, that bag of bread is going to be there until the end of time...unless someone throws it in the garbage.
There needs to be some bathroom educate. The worst is when there is 3 urnials in the bathroo, 1,2 and 3. The only ones that should be used at 1 and 3, the middle one should never be used only for emergencies.
I hate it when guys take the dead middle one, then you come it, its like ok I have to pretend to wash my hands now because now I can't go to the bathroom. I am not standing next to that guy. Forget that.
Why again do they have 3? Why not 4? Same thing with stalls, if someone is in the middle stall its like WTF? Seriously man take the outer rim, why be in the middle? You need a security blanket and that is the wall or the outer edge, you feel safe and then you can do your business.
It is quite an experience going to a sporting event, especially if you are not seated in your assigned seats. To set the scene, its a baseball game, 32,000 people are there, its not a ton but not nothing, there are some open seats though in a 45,000 cap stadium though. Well a group of us sat in our favorite spots, but it was getting crowded.
Every single time someone came in you looked to the right or left to make sure no one was coming in the row.
But eventually we got kicked out, and guess what, it was because the people that were sitting in those seats got kicked out of their other seats. It is a harsh cycle. Funny, and everyone in the area looking back at us.
I doubt it was out of social shame, but instead relief because it was not them that was caught.
Its great to have assigned seating but honestly, give it up, who cares as long as you have a seat. And to make it worse the area has been general admission for a very long time and they just changed it this year.
But maybe I should be the person up in the second deck, dead top of the stadium, because, yeah its their assigned seat. And they are sooooo strict on checking tickets in a stadium 2/3rds full.
They can get away with murder, that is legit man. Honestly take walking on a crowded street for example. If you are behind a very attractive woman you will have a free pass, its like a snow plow, everyone just moves away.
Attractive women walking down the street get like a 3 foot to 5 foot gab inbetween them and everyone else. And you know a girl is how just on how they act, its like they are invincible and no one can touch them.
Honestly are there any gorgeous women in jail? I seriously doubt that. And worst thing is, most really hot women are *****es, I am sorry ladies, you are. I know you are hot but for having your *** kissed your entire life, you have turned into a major *****.
Women that are so hot, people literally pay money just to look at them. Talk about luxury.
The worst is the hot chicks that where sun glasses, so then they always look straight ahead, and if you look at them, them might be looking at you but you don't know it. Honestly it feels good just to have a hot woman look at your, just for a second.
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One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
Now I'm a nightmare
You stay right there
I got the diva
Hold the flavor of a single
your thoughts are too...bouncy i should say. not exactly airheaded, since obviously you do put some thought into stuff, but overall you remind me of a wandering supercharged electric atom. always in action, thrusting through the air, but never quite sure where to go.
enough of this character analysis though. as for your bathroom thoughts, i share those. sometimes you can find some pretty funny stuff written on those walls though, but mostly stuff like "**** or random gangsigns. here's a topic i made awhile back on bathroom rules; http://www.basketballboards.net/foru...d.php?t=157642
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