OZZY

Ok lets keep it some what clean....





Your Moma got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies.


Yo' momas so poor she cant even pay atteition.


Yo momma so fat, she irons her clothes on the street.


Yo' momma so fat, when she wears a malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back



That last one is pretty funny, I must say

Volcom

Alright this is courtesy of reisedogg's website..

Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the ***** since.

Coatesvillain

My favorite is one I heard off of Opie and Anthony, one day..

Yo momma's so black, she got pulled over for too much tint while riding a bicycle.

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Clutch

Yo mamas so fat her belt size is EQUATER!

Midnight_Marauder

Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.

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Midnight_Marauder

Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

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-Reisedogg "Midnight Marauders", StephenJackson "Tupacalypse Now", thug_immortal8 "Tupacalypse Now", Budweiser Boy "The Infamous", realbullsfaninLA "Critical Beatdown", PhillyPhanatic "The Mecca and the Soul Brother", Volcom "The Main Ingredient", MAS RipCity "Ready to Die", GeorgiaSports "ATLiens", Interloper "Liquid Swords", DaUnbreakableKinG "The Chronic", Premier "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back", Pay Ton "It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back", sMaKDiSDoWn "Illmatic", O2K "Paid In Full", Plastic Man "Mr. Hood", Tron "It Was Written", Ron Mexico "The Chronic", Nevus "The Low End Theory", BenDengGo "Doggystyle", nikebasketball "Enter The 36 Chambers", JRose5 "Straight Outta Compton", ghiman "Raising Hell", Starbury03 "KRS-ONE", Rizzah "Illmatic", blueeclipse "Illadelph Halflife", BlayZa "House of Pain", DaBigTicketKG21 "Doggystyle", BizzyRipsta "E. 1999 Eternal", Teezy "Eazy Does It" Jamel Irief "Enter the Wu" atcq1989 "The Low End Theory", Vinsanity "Me Against The World", The Krakken "Illmatic", Mecca "Strictly Business", AJM "Regulate...G Funk Era", vigilante "lifestylez ov da poor and dangerous", Go DJ! "Raising Hell", PaCeRhOLiC "Illmatic", shookem "Black Sunday", HearToTemptYou "Hustlers Convention", sliccat "Liquid Swords",RedsDrunk "Enter the Wu", PlaygroundLegend "Liquid Swords", LegoHat "Return of the Boom Bap", bruindre 'Life Is....Too $hort",T.Shock "Illmatic", ClippersRuleLA "Illmatic"