[the rattler]

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down...

Finally, THE GUYS SIDE OF THE STORY..(I must admit that this is fantastic)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side..

Now these are the rules from the male side..

These are our rules!! Please note..These are all number one on PURPOSE...

1-Men are NOT mind readers...

1-Learn to work the toilet seat.. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down...

1-Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or changing of the tides..Let it be..

1-Crying is blackmail..

1-Ask for what you want and let me be clear on this one..

A-Subtle hints do not work!

B-Strong hints do not work!

C-Obvious hints do not work!

JUST SAY IT!!

1-Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

1-Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it..That's what we do..Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for..

1-Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days..

1-If you think you're fat, you probably are..Don't ask us!!

1-If we said something that can be interpeted two ways..One of the ways that made you sad or angry..We meant the other one..

1-You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.. Not Both! If you already know best how to do it then just do it yourself..

1-Whenever possible, Please say what you have to say during commercials..

1-Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we...

1-All men only see 16 colors, like window default GS..Peach for example is a fruit, not a color..Pumpkin is also a fruit..We have no friggin idea what Mauve is..

1-If it itches, it WILL be scratched..WE DO THAT!!

1-If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing", then we will act like nothing is wrong..We know you're lying but it is just not worth the hassle...

1-If you ask a question you don't want an answer too then expect an answer you don't want to hear..

1-When we go somewhere, absoluteley anything you wear is fine..REALLY!!

1-Don't ask us what were thinking unless you are prepared to talk about basketball, football, baseball or motor sports..

1-You have enough clothes..

1-You have TOO many shoes...

1-I am in shape..ROUND is a shape..

1-THANK YOU for reading this and be prepared to sleep on the couch if you show your girl this post but the truth is us guys don't mind sleeping on the couch because it's like camping...

[IceMan23and3]

that's really funny!

[Seuss]

lol

I've seen those before. Pretty good.