ShuHanGuanYu

I'm reeeeeeeeeally bored. So now I'm letting the computer play out games of 1 on 1 and 2 on 2 in NBA 2K6. Yes, folks, this is the sad fate that awaits this bored NBA fan after his team is ousted in the playoffs.

Amare vs Duncan = 13-21 Ouch!

Amare and Nash vs Duncan and Parker = 13-21

Now I was told to try Amare and Nash vs Dirk and Terry, to 11.

Up 3-1, Amare with two dunks on Dirk's head. Nash airball. Dirk Terry brick. Amare jump hook. 4-1. Terry posts up Nash and scores. 4-2 Nash over Dirk! 5-2. Terry destroys Nash again, 5-3. Nash takes Terry to the rim and lays it in. Terry brick, Dirk brick, Dirk brick, Amare rebound. Misses layup. Terry scores again. 5-4. Amare misses from 18, Dirk doesn't. 6-5. Nash posts up...Dirk...and scores! 7-5. Dirk airballs a turnaround 15 footer, Amare dunks on Terry! 8-5. Nash steals, nails a near 3. Terry blocked by Amare, Amare with the 15 footer over Dirky. Terry bricks a 20 footer, Nash bricks a 15 footer. Offensive rebound, dunk to win! 11-5. Gotta win at somethin', right?

Hmm, who's next...

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JMES HOME

lol you must be really bored

ShuHanGuanYu

haha ya think?

gimme another idea! Who's next? hehe

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JMES HOME

why dont you actually play 2k6 ???

Dissonance19

Do Earl Boykins vs Yao... one on one

JMES HOME

LOL that would be the best..

ShuHanGuanYu

haha ok here goes

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JMES HOME

scores...

next yao on shaq...

ShuHanGuanYu

Yao with a 20 footer to start things off! Earl somehow shoots and scores! Yao dunks. Earl shoots and scores again! Yao dunks. Earl scores again! Yao dunks...lol 4-4. EB for 2, Yao dunks. EB drives and is rejected, Yao jump shot bricked. Earl for the long two, good. 7-5 Why is Yao dribbling like a freak? Hehe, bricks the jump shot. Earl airballs a two. Yao takes a two, misses. Earl hits another 2! Up 9-5! Yao dunks. Earl is blocked out of bounds, hits a jumper right on the line. Yao dunks! 10-7, game on the line! And Earl takes a 2 and hits it. Game over folks! Earl Boykins is a better player than Yao Ming! My NBA2K6 told me so.


Next? Yao on Shaq it is..

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ShuHanGuanYu

Yao bricks a 10 footer but manages to get his own rebound, only to brick a 15 footer. Shaq backs down for 30 seconds lol, then another 30 seconds...ummm...I think the game is glitching...nope pulls out and hits a 10 footer...that better not happen on every play..I'm not THAT bored...maybe...anyways. Yao misses a jump hook, gets his own rebound again, pulls it out and hits a jumper on the two point line. Shaq hits a jumper from the FT line...could'a used that tonight! Yao airballs, Shaq bricks a five footer, Yao bricks a shot from the FT line, Shaq misses, Yao with the jump stop and the score. Shaq backs down for 20 seconds, then hits a little hook. Yao misses, out of bounds, Shaq breaks Yao's ankles at the two point line and jams it! Yao misses, Shaq misses a dunk, gets the rebound, misses again, Yao rebound. Yao the five footer. 4-4. Yao with the jumper from 18. Shaq misses a fadeaway on the baseline, Yao rebounds and hits at the FT line. Yao stuffs Shaq! Shaq rebounds and puts up the quick score. Yao dunks on Shaqeeeeeeeeeell O'Neeeeeeal. 7-7. Shaq dunks! Yao misses, Shaq rejected by Yao, Yao bricks a 15 footer, Shaq bricks a ten footer, Yao hits a two pointer! 9-8. Shaq hits a hook on the baseline. Yao airballs! Shaq dunks on Yaaao. 10-8. Yao misses, but steals the ball! Shoots a two for the tie! Out of bounds. Shaq misses, but gets the rebound and...misses again! Yao needs to score, and does. 10-9. Shaq takes a 15 footer for some reason, misses. Yao rebounds, drives and scores on the jump stop. 10-10. Shaq dunks! 11-10, but gotta win by two. Yao misses on inside, Shaq rebounds. Shaq misses, Yao misses. Yao rebounds, take a two and....brick. Shaq, good for the win! 12-10 Shaq-fu owns the street court.

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ShuHanGuanYu

Next up! Back by popular demand! Although he's embarrassed to admit that he is taking part in this little deal here, someone (I won't say who dissonance19/Visceral the other Suns mod) requests a to the death battle between the large man in charge Jerome James and the Uncle Stiffy Greg Ostertag! This will be so good that I can't possibly provide play by play, so I'll just post the outcome!

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Dissonance19

hey, I'll glady admit my suggestion haha. I said to pick the slowest, most horrible bball players, and they both came to mind.

ShuHanGuanYu

Haha. 9-5. Pure domination by Jerome Burger James!

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ShuHanGuanYu

Jerome James wins 11-5! Osterbag is 5 of 18, certainly a bad game for one such as him.

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