Obama's rally was a secret meeting of NAMBLA and the OCA!!!
That explains why 75,000 people where there!
The National Association of Men who Bother to learn anything and the Occidental Cousins of Ainsworth were the obvious designers of the rally. There's no way a black man could get 75,000 people in Portland.
Hells Bells!
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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything".
The Decemberists have a song called "O Valencia." Seems simple enough. But if you break up the words differently you get: "ovalen CIA." Ovalen in German means "oval." Which is obviously some veiled reference to the Oval Office and the CIA.
My guess is the lyrics to said song are code for some way to overthrow the White House and circumvent the CIA in the process. Probably sending that code back to the Mother Russia.
Now we've only got to find out how Obama is involved before the November elections! It's not too late!
-Pop
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Damnit!! WTF! Why do we always suck when we play at Portland!
"In this country, justice can be won against the greatest odds. Hope can find its way back from the darkest of corners. And when we are told that we cannot bring about the change that we seek, we answer with one voice. 'YES WE CAN.'
God. Best laugh of the month reading this thread (thanks TH), I wish I was still taking a political science class; this would be a lot of fun to talk about.
Thanks for the link. One comment at the end of it sort of sums this whole thing up:
That article is a sarcastic response to the preposterous idea that the band drew the crowd. The writer flat out states what his intentions were towards the end.
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See, it was the weather, and the indie music that brought those people in. They just decided, since it was a nice day, to hang around and listen to Obama and chant "Yes We Can" and cheer wildly throughout the speech. Then they went home and voted for him overwhelmingly because Colin Meloy of the mighty Decemberists told them to.
Blogger Ana Marie Cox out-sarcasms me in her response to Knight. She writes, "Obama didn't draw that huge crowd, indie darling gothic twee rockers The Decemberists did. Of course! Why, that band has filled concert venues with as many as 3000 seats on a regular basis and has sold literally thousands of albums! And that's why, of course, Obama is vetting [Lead singer] Colin Meloy for veep. This Obama kid? Ha. What's a quarter of billion dollars in donations next to 3 and a half stars in Pitchfork?"