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Where can a fella get a cheesey Dog?
I'm in Target the other day and I'm hungry and I think to myself "I'm gonna get me one of those cheesey dogs I used to enjoy so much." But they don't have them any more. Those *******s!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then I figure I can get one at the mecca of crappy food Seven Eleven. But I get there and they don't have any cheesey dogs either. I'm goin nuts here. I gotta get a cheesey dog.
I give up and head back to the office. Then on the radio I hear an add for AM/PM and how they have TOO MUCH good stuff. Well, apparently their definition of TOO MUCH doesn't include Cheesey dogs.
Seems that taking a pig intestine that's stuffed full of random ground meat parts, cooking it up and then injecting a cheese-like substance has become a little much for people. There's all this negative talk about how China mistreats it's people and all that. But here in the good ole USA a fella can't get a cheesey dog. It's very very upsetting.
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Where can a fella get a cheesey Dog?
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