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04-17-2006, 07:07 AM
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Ahhhh, The Marvels Of Photoshop (Zach-Related)
From the CanzanoBlog:
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.....Now, about Zach Randolph's team photo fiasco from Saturday at the Rose Garden. Randolph missed the team photo, saying that he thought it was on a different day. Nevermind that he was told Saturday morning while getting treatment that the photo was a few hours later at the Rose Garden.
The Blazers had someone "stand-in" for Randolph and will airbrush him into the photo. They had to do the same thing last year for General Manager John Nash, who was reportedly out of town, on assignment, which is far more excuseable.
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In the same Blog piece....
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Incidentally, asked Nate McMillan before the game how in the world he could even think about playing Darius Miles after Miles quit on his team a few days before.
"Good question," McMillan said, measuring his words. "It's an organizational decision..."
Eek.
And somewhere, Maurice Cheeks is kicking his feet toward the ceiling, laughing.
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04-17-2006, 07:28 AM
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Re: Ahhhh, The Marvels Of Photoshop (Zach-Related)
They probably don't want to publicly admit that they are wasting all the money they don't have on players that sit on the bench.  |
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04-17-2006, 07:39 AM
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Re: Ahhhh, The Marvels Of Photoshop (Zach-Related)
We make to much of a big deal about it and it's just makes it harder to trade him.
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04-17-2006, 07:57 AM
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Re: Ahhhh, The Marvels Of Photoshop (Zach-Related)
I'm sure this is all about getting Miles some (any?) trade value for the summer.
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04-17-2006, 08:27 AM
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Re: Ahhhh, The Marvels Of Photoshop (Zach-Related)
I think the Blazers should hire a full-time babysitter for Randolph. The guy could wake him up in the morning, turn on the shower for him, hold the towel when he gets out, help him get dressed, feed him breakfast, and drive him to the games.
I mean, it's the least they can do, since Randolph is obviously retarded or mentally disabled.
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04-17-2006, 09:40 AM
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I doubt it Mo is doing much laughing on the day after Philly get eliminated from the playoffs.
Honestly: how can a team with Iverson playing his best ball, Webber putting up very decent numbers, a great young player in Iguodala and a solid rebounding shotblocker like Dalembert do so badly?
Larry Brown and Mo should switch jobs.
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04-17-2006, 10:03 AM
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Re: Ahhhh, The Marvels Of Photoshop (Zach-Related)
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Larry Brown and Mo should switch jobs.
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Where would that leave Curly? 
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04-17-2006, 01:32 PM
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04-17-2006, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Talkhard
I think the Blazers should hire a full-time babysitter for Randolph. The guy could wake him up in the morning, turn on the shower for him, hold the towel when he gets out, help him get dressed, feed him breakfast, and drive him to the games.
I mean, it's the least they can do, since Randolph is obviously retarded or mentally disabled.
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You're assuming he just forgot. He didn't. He did it on purpose to try and force his way off this team. It's really tough to express myself regarding Zach and Miles without using four letter words.
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04-17-2006, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Talkhard
I think the Blazers should hire a full-time babysitter for Randolph. The guy could wake him up in the morning, turn on the shower for him, hold the towel when he gets out, help him get dressed, feed him breakfast, and drive him to the games.
I mean, it's the least they can do, since Randolph is obviously retarded or mentally disabled.
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Lazy more likely he has the cashe and he doesnt wanna work because he has a similar attitude as brett favre what u gonna do cut me i still get my money cept brett doesnt get the money.
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04-17-2006, 01:42 PM
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 That was a good one.
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04-17-2006, 01:42 PM
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It's really tough to express myself regarding Zach and Miles without using four letter words.
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4 letter words: Zach and Dari (because there's an "i" but no 'us' in Dari__).
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04-17-2006, 01:47 PM
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I doubt it Mo is doing much laughing on the day after Philly get eliminated from the playoffs.
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Exactly.
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04-17-2006, 02:00 PM
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Lazy more likely he has the cashe and he doesnt wanna work because he has a similar attitude as brett favre...
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You just called Brett Favre lazy?
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