ABM

I was this on another board and thought it looked kinda fun.

How it works is, the fictional story is started, but not completed. ...........The next poster takes over and carries on with his/her variations, but doesn't complete......then the next poster does the same....and so on and so on....try not to make your additions "too" long as it makes for harder reading. You can chime back in at any point along the "journey".

It's amazing how much the story twists and turns as it wends along. Seriously, it's a lot of fun.

OK, I'll ge this started. It doesn't really matter what I write about, because this puppy won't look anything like the beginning when it finally winds down.

Here goes:

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I was getting ready to kick back and watch the Blazer game the other night, when the phone rang. I was seriosly thinking about not answering it because I didn't want to potentially get into any conversations that might drag on, well into the game.

However, for whatever reason, I decided to go ahead and pick up the phone. My jaw just about dropped to the floor when I realized who I was talking to........................................(OK, here's where you guys take over. Have fun.)

Blazer Ringbearer

It was a talking llama named Jeff.

Hailing from Washington, D.C., Jeff had just received a hot tip on an evil plot to turn the entire U.S. government into radioactive sludge...

He asked me to come to Washington to help him.

Not being a huge fan of our government in the best of times, I deliberated for a few moments before saying... "What?"

Dan

The Llama did not respond because well..Llamas can't speak. So I quickly got into a cab, and said "Driver, take me too....

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything".

when will the loss of life end?

The world respects the power of our example, not an example of our power.

I'd like to say I made this, but I didn't

Ed O

The cab driver said, "What? Don't you mean 'to'?"

And then I responded, "No. I wanted to go wherever this attractive woman who's ALREADY in the cab is going. Where are we going, Ms. ... ?"

ABM

....Schotz?"

She replied, "Well, I was on my way to an interview, when this crazy idea crossed my mind to enter the Jantzen Bikini Contest. So that's where I'm headed right now."

"Do you want to come with me?"

I replied, "Err, uhmm..........."

Dan

No..I have an important meeting with Pete Pranica. Say, do you know Pete? Good chum, if you ask me. He gets excited a lot, but he's a top notch fellow. Say..didn't you used to work for KOIN TV? Is it true that Ed Whalen is a crazy paranoid.....

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything".

when will the loss of life end?

The world respects the power of our example, not an example of our power.

I'd like to say I made this, but I didn't

ABM

......type?

I believe he hails from Cleveland, right? Whatever good comes out of the Mistake on The Lake? Oh, well. No matter.

But, anyway, Ed's a pretty nice guy, really. I always liked his milk runs through the high school football scores. He has such a folksy way about him.

Pete told me that there's a chance I could get a job with Blazer Broadcasting. I'm SO pumped! I'm gonna go through a read through with him this afternoon. Now, there's no chance that I'll land speaking-type job - mainly moving cable here and there. But, hey, I don't care, Just to get a foot in the door of the Blazers organization has been a lifelong dream of mine.

In fact, I remember when I was about 8 or 9 years old. It was like yesterday. I was sitting by the fire in the den. The Blazers were playing the Denver Nuggets. The game was tense as David Thompson was almost single-handedly bringing the Nuggets back from a 20-point deficit.

I had one of those Mr. Mikes and I was pretending to be Shonz - calling the play-by-play.....................................

Dan

Say Ann, who do you think is better? Stackhouse or Bonzi? I mean, you of all people should know. Ann? Ann? Dangit. When did she leave the cab? Oh well, driver, take me to McDonalds, I'm hungry for some...

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything".

when will the loss of life end?

The world respects the power of our example, not an example of our power.

I'd like to say I made this, but I didn't

talman

"I'm hungry for some..."

JAMS! Can I interest you in some high quality Jams? What you don't like Jams?? What's the problem--why don't you like Jams??Well I oughta....

Blazer Ringbearer

"Well I oughta..."

...get the heck out of this cab. Nothing seems to make much sense for more than 10 seconds at a time in here," I thought to myself.

So I got out of the cab. I looked around and realized that I had no idea where I was. This wasn't Portland anymore. In fact, it didn't even seem like Earth...

The sky was yellow and the ground was red. The air seemed to constantly be whistling the melody "Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are neeear..."

A 3 foot green man in a ninja mask approached me and shouted, "Why Hello and welcome to..."

Dan

...drug rehab Mr Kemp. We are glad you could make it. Do you have anything special to say to the group?

Yah, I responded by saying "hey, my name isn't mr Kemp. Whats that all about? I mean, one minute I eat some weird mushrooms, and the next....

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything".

when will the loss of life end?

The world respects the power of our example, not an example of our power.

I'd like to say I made this, but I didn't

mook

minute i'm in a yellow hummer.

speaking of hummer, is that one of those skanks from the party over there giving Bill Clinton a.....

digital jello

hand made potato gun?

Soon after the conversation went down, Mr. Clinton and the woman went...

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as long as i know right from wrong,
i'll be okay, i'll sing my song.

FIRE BILLY KING.

Crazy Fan From Idaho

.....went to Idaho where potato guns are the weapons of choice.

Bill Clinton got run out of the state, though, since the Wanker is the only Democratic resident.

The skank........

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For CFFI, it's still......ALL SABONIS. ALL THE TIME.

ABM