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08-01-2006, 05:02 PM
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Miles needs religion
Could you imagine how good the Blazers would be this year if Darius Miles got religion? If he washed the rookies feet? If he put the fans needs before His own? If He stopped being a Judas with the coaches? Miles would have the most productive season of His life if he would cast His net on the other side of the boat...the side where the happy feelings are.
Serously though, if Miles had a serious change of heart would anyone here deny that the Blazers would be scary good this year? Literally that is all it would take...The Blazers as they stand now have enough talent without another trade, to make the playoffs this season...
What do you think?
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08-01-2006, 05:10 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
I don't know if he needs "religion", but if he were to come back in Punisher form then the squad would be looking pretty tough. But seeing how pathetically he finished out the season - showing less effort with every airball - I wouldn't count on him being a major factor. . . But we can hope!
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08-01-2006, 05:40 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
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Since you admit you're joking, I'll say that it's not funny.
Not because religion can't be used in a joke, it just wasn't funny in this case.
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08-01-2006, 05:44 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
Oy Vey!
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08-01-2006, 06:11 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
Nobody needs religion. It still amazes me that people can't figure out that most of the worlds problems stem from religion and mans selfish designs of power interwoven with it.
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08-01-2006, 06:17 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
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Originally Posted by hasoos
Nobody needs religion. It still amazes me that people can't figure out that most of the worlds problems stem from religion and mans selfish designs of power interwoven with it.
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08-01-2006, 06:30 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
I agree 100%.
Send Miles to the Tibetan League where he can meditate on the slopes of the Himalayas.
That's a new and different version of "high" for Dr. Darius.
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08-01-2006, 06:43 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
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Originally Posted by hasoos
Nobody needs religion. It still amazes me that people can't figure out that most of the worlds problems stem from religion and mans selfish designs of power interwoven with it.
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08-01-2006, 06:48 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
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Nobody needs religion.
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I nominate you for "Most Ignorant Post of the Year."
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08-01-2006, 06:57 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
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I nominate you for "Most Ignorant Post of the Year."
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Uhh, yeah, let's call it #2...
"...The fact is, blacks will never get anywhere in this country until they stop screaming "racism" and start changing their own behavior."
-Talkhard
http://www.basketballboards.net/foru...2&page=2&pp=15
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08-01-2006, 07:02 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
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Uhh, yeah, let's call it #2...
"...The fact is, blacks will never get anywhere in this country until they stop screaming "racism" and start changing their own behavior."
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Thanks for quoting me. I like it even better now! (Plus, it's another chance to spread the truth!)
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08-01-2006, 07:02 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
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Originally Posted by hasoos
Nobody needs religion. It still amazes me that people can't figure out that most of the worlds problems stem from religion and mans selfish designs of power interwoven with it.
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Failed to note the sarcasm of the original post eh?
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08-01-2006, 07:03 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
I say, if you're too stupid to figure out how to live your life in a healthy and productive manner on your own, then religion is the perfect place for you to turn.
Miles seems like a good candidate 
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08-01-2006, 07:05 PM
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You know I'm right
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Re: Miles needs religion
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Originally Posted by hoojacks
I say, if you're too stupid to figure out how to live your life in a healthy and productive manner on your own, then religion is the perfect place for you to turn.
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Then again, some people are just too stupid to appreciate the value of religion.
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08-01-2006, 07:09 PM
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Re: Miles needs religion
Next time you take your family to the hospital, try that "religion is the problem with the world" stuff. Because chances are it is run by a church...
Next time you see a person handing out food on Burnside, they are probably from a church.
Guys need to lighten up in this place, sheesh.
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Miles needs religion
