Samuel

Be Advised.

Any other hilarious DNP explanations you can find?

The preseason is chock full of'm.

TheBlueDoggy

I'm waiting for the "broken eyelash" excuse to be used.

crandc

My absolute favorite was when pitcher Roger Clemens went on the disabled list with "stiffness in the groin". I asked a straight male friend, isn't this something guys want to have? It became a standing joke between us for years.

ABM

Standing, eh?

crandc

OK. What other term can I use?

Lengthy? no

Permanent? well, it did not last forever
but it did last for more than 4 hours...

BlazerFanFoLife

If your errection last for longer than 4 hours, dont call your doctor, call your friends and brag about it.

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