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a little joke I heard
you know how your mother always said "wear clean underwear" at all times? well, here's a joke about just wearing underwear PERIOD.
ok, so there's this guy and his wife. They're on their way to a store to do some grocery shopping, but in the process of going to the store, they realize that they were having some engine problems. So the husband tells the wife to go into the store and he'll go about fixing the car. So she goes into the store, and does her shopping. The husband opens up the hood, and starts futzing around. About 30 minutes later, she returns to where the car is, noticing that their care is surrounded by about 5-8 people. She also notices that there are 2 legs sticking out from under the car.
But she also notices that with those two legs sticking out, there's a little gift for everyone watching. He was wearing shorts, but wasn't wearing any underwear...so his meat and two vegg seems to be making an appearance. The wife is blushing and is a little embarassed, but because she's a good wife she kneels down, and reaches her hand up the pant leg of the shorts, and um....re-aligns the um...stuff. as she does this, she hears a loud "thunk" sound and some swearing. And there is some nervous laughter among the crowd thats watching the work on their car.
She stands up and is about to tell everyone that she's his wife, and not to worry. But when she stands up, she sees her husband standing behind her giving her an odd look, while containing a huge laugh. She felt the pain of embarassment 10 fold, and the guy under the car felt the pain of hitting his head on the tranny when she felt him up. He had to get 3 stitches in his forhead.
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a little joke I heard
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